Thank you for the call, Mickey. The Twins certainly wouldn't be in contention today if they decided to go with Papelbon. At the end of the day it wasn't going to be a good fit if he wanted to be handed the keys as the closer. On a side note, who would Papelbon choose to fight on the Twins if he was on the team? And which Twins player would you want on your side if said fight broke out? We broke it down, ranked below: - Miguel Sano & Kennys Vargas - not much needs to be said on this one. If any fight breaks out, I want the biggest guys on my side. Sano and Vargas could build a solid 600 lb. wall for me to hide behind while I say cheap shots about Papelbon, - Mike Pelfrey - another big body to hide behind. He's also supposedly a good clubhouse guy, so even if I'm in the wrong, I want him to back me up. - Byron Buxton - he may be small, but I've got to imagine his punches are LIGHTNING quick. - Eduardo Escobar - it's the smaller guys you need to be worried about. They've always been overmatched in fighting situations, and he could be the wild card in any fight. - TC Bear - the guy is fearless. His vision may be tunneled a little bit, but you don't mess with a bear. - Joe Mauer - he's the last guy I want on my side in a fight. I imagine his version of conflict resolution goes like this. "Well gosh, Jon, what's the matter? Did you just punch me? Stop it. Golly."