Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that phone call. TR: "Hey Joe this is Terry." JM: "Terry who?" TR: "Terry Ryan, from the Minnesota Twins." JM: "Oh, what can I do for you Terry?" TR: "Well Joe, I just read in the newspaper that you opted out from the Tampa Bay Rays, and are already in discussions with the Cubs, but we'd love to bring you in for a formal interview to be the next manager of the Twins. What do you say?" JM: "Hmm, you certainly have some good young talent to work with Terry, but I'm about to sign my contract with the Cubs in 30 minutes. Theo's talking about bringing in Lester to anchor the rotation. Who do you have again?" TR: "Well, right now we have Phil Hughes and Ricky Nolasco leading the way! And who knows, Ervin Santana's a free agent that we've considered too." JM: "That's it?" TR: "Well yeah, we've really gone above and beyond the norm to bring in quality talent to the rotation. So what do you think, should we send the Pohlad's jet tomorrow to pick you up?" JM: "And how much will the payroll be increased by each year?" TR: "It's going to depend on a few factors Joe. The main goal is to increase gross revenue of the organization by 7%. Sometimes we see that in the payroll, sometimes we don't." JM: "I've been down that path before in Tampa and hated it." TR: "I promise things will be different! We aren't cheap like they are in Tampa. Anyways I'm going to arrange for Pohlad's jet to pick you up tomorrow, sound good?" JM: "Terry, I'm signing the contact with the Cubs this second. I'm going to have to let you go." *phone disconnects* Well Rob, we gave it our best shot.