In the words of previous The Naked Gun trilogy, trading Varland was THE FINAL INSULT.
The Twins traded for another pitcher (maybe he pans out) and yet another left-handed hitting outfielder, Alan Roden. Current Outfielders, Larnach and Wallner already fit that left-handed hitting profile, as well as #1 prospect, Walker Jenkins. Top Fiver Emmanuel Rodriguez is hitting over .850 OPS in St Paul. When we hear the chorus sing O Come O Come Emmanuel (September call-up), we will see yet another left-handed hitting outfielder join the roster.
OK - maybe one of those outfielders can learn to play first base. Some have suggested bringing back Kody Clemons to play in a platoon at 1B - BUT he hits from the left! Maybe Eddie Julien takes over at IB - BUT IS ALSO A LEFT-HANDED BAT.
Is there some great off-season strategy here? Maybe there is a shortage in MLB of left-handed hitting Outfielders and First Basemen. Somebody smarter than me knows that answer.
In the meantime, this roster is one Buxton injury away from an exclusively left-handed outfield.