Cap'n Piranha
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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha
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I assume EV means Exit Velocity, but that seems very high, even for Bocaton.
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Castro has the highest batting average as a Twin of anyone to ever play catcher for the Twins, and it's not even close.
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With authority.
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Dazzle just said it's tough for Sano to go deep in counts. He realizes he walks more than just about anyone else on the roster, right?
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Cory mentions that Alex Gordon will play in left field AND right filed, and seems amazed by the possibility of someone being able to do that. Cover your children's ears, folks.
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Cory Provus: "that's another Innovative Office Solutions double play" It's the first one of the season. Can't be "another" yet.
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"Pulled between Sano and Polanco" I'm worried about the number of times we're going to hear that phrase this year.
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Cory mentioned that the long-sleeve tees given away today were coming in handy with the cold weather. I have questions; 1) did people show up shirtless, and that's why they need them? 2) are people burning them for warmth in trash cans? 3) are people using them as providers of sleeve gloves?
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If we'd just built that wall, this wouldn't be happening.
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Yes.
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Fun With Numbers--the Twins are on pace to post the best season ERA in baseball history.
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Cut Castro!
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I really like the updates to Gameday. Looks sharp.
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I mean, what? Ummm, neither did I. You were saying?
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Cory introduces Dazzle as "Twins Great Dan Gladden". Leaving aside for a second whether or not that's true, do we think Cory is contractually obligated to say Twins Great?
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Yeah! Brian's Fault! Brian's Fault! Brian's Fault!
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Two of them are sisters. That poor dad.
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In his interview with Cory, Paul mentioned that his late inning guys will be Pressly, Rogers, and Belisle. For all you Powertrip listeners out there... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvrcvI
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I disagree, and I'm not happy with your post. Why can't people just be positive, and stop complaining all the time?
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Definitely Axl. Derrick is a good option too. After that, I don't know that there's many other well-known Roses out there. Jalen is a bit niche, and Erica (from the Bachelor) is extremely niche.
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The ovation for "Your 2017 Minnesota Twins" was not at all audible over Mike Posner. Side note; is taking a pill in Ibiza really something we should be playing up? Side note 2; why are they introducing the entire staff? Seems unlikely to be of interest to the crowd. SIde note 3; they are now introducing the Twins "non-starters", in numerical order. What?
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You apologize to this poor man right now!!!
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Who names their kid least, and won't even capitalize it for him? And why are you smiling at him? Just being nice, or is he doing something interesting?
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Fun fact--Richard III was first Richard, Duke of Gloucester. And just like Billy Madison trying to spell "rock",
