Cap'n Piranha
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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha
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So much for being on pace for that ERA record.
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Is he capable of any other kind?
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According to Meatsauce, Park is the best player on the team.
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Ok good, no shortcuts allowed here.
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Technically, you typed it, unless you have to talk out loud when typing for some reason.
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And I'm getting a break in the action in the middle of the at bat.
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Wait, did the game start?
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Try actually being on that day, like yours truly. Although on the bright side, I always know how many days until my next celebrity-obscured space travel commemoration day.
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Am I crazy, or is Travis Sawchik a great name for a magician? It advertises your signature trick for you.
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I assume EV means Exit Velocity, but that seems very high, even for Bocaton.
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Castro has the highest batting average as a Twin of anyone to ever play catcher for the Twins, and it's not even close.
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With authority.
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Dazzle just said it's tough for Sano to go deep in counts. He realizes he walks more than just about anyone else on the roster, right?
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Cory mentions that Alex Gordon will play in left field AND right filed, and seems amazed by the possibility of someone being able to do that. Cover your children's ears, folks.
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Cory Provus: "that's another Innovative Office Solutions double play" It's the first one of the season. Can't be "another" yet.
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"Pulled between Sano and Polanco" I'm worried about the number of times we're going to hear that phrase this year.
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Cory mentioned that the long-sleeve tees given away today were coming in handy with the cold weather. I have questions; 1) did people show up shirtless, and that's why they need them? 2) are people burning them for warmth in trash cans? 3) are people using them as providers of sleeve gloves?
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If we'd just built that wall, this wouldn't be happening.
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Yes.
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Fun With Numbers--the Twins are on pace to post the best season ERA in baseball history.
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Cut Castro!
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I really like the updates to Gameday. Looks sharp.
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I mean, what? Ummm, neither did I. You were saying?
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Cory introduces Dazzle as "Twins Great Dan Gladden". Leaving aside for a second whether or not that's true, do we think Cory is contractually obligated to say Twins Great?
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Yeah! Brian's Fault! Brian's Fault! Brian's Fault!
