Not sure what made me think of this, but I'm reminded of when I took Mrs Chief to the hospital for the birth of our 1st child. I was pretty freaked out, worrying about her health. I remember she started yelling at me and I just got so scared.
"Couldn't!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Wouldn't!"
"Can't! Won't! Hasn't!"
Just then the doctor walked in and I frantically asked him what the heck is going on?
He looked at be, a little bemused, and said "relax, Chief. She's just started with the contractions."