Likewise.(At least with my vaguely pithy comments if not financially)
Up in New England, with a 50odd man roster, averaging maybe 250lbs, that's like... 6 tons? I'd go so far as to say i'd rather avoid the Pats on my back.. (I might consider driving the bus, though. Just as long as no one checks what class license i have.)
Anyway, i do believe i eminently prefer bein' "Ol' Timey"... just like the soggy bottum boys.