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  1. Joe A. Preusser
    WHY...SO....SERIOUS? This has been your 10 year old pop culture reference, brought to you by homemade limonocello.
  2. Joe A. Preusser
    To be fair, he mowed them down through 5. Looked great.
  3. Joe A. Preusser
    Also the sun was in my eyes, the wind took it, and the IRS screwed me again.
  4. Joe A. Preusser
    I can point you to a lot of bad analysis. Does that work?
  5. Joe A. Preusser
    I will be guided by your wisdom, oh traveler of the world wide web. Truly your vision is a path to the future. Also, i was probably going to drink more anyway.
  6. Joe A. Preusser
    I have no frame of reference to understand this.
  7. Joe A. Preusser
    So..bry..etty? What is this word you speak of?
  8. Joe A. Preusser
    Who is this chick? Is she hot?
  9. Joe A. Preusser
    Lot of line drive outs in his last 15 or 20 I'd say.
  10. Joe A. Preusser
    Excited to see Perez own his own game. High hopes he shows he can be counted on for quality.
  11. Joe A. Preusser
    Ron Davis was so bad he gave me a complex about wearing my glasses in kindergarden. True story.
  12. Joe A. Preusser
    Some with the org needs to pick up a phone, call Kimbrell RIGHT NOW... and tell him we are JUST FINE!
  13. Joe A. Preusser
    All ye have little faith. Winnah.
  14. Joe A. Preusser
    I like our chances. Excited to continue the strong start.
  15. Joe A. Preusser
    I suspect everyone in Kansas City will wish they could swap us teams by the end of the year.
  16. Joe A. Preusser
    And I would sure be tempted to bat Sano in front of him to give the kid some protection. I like Rosario in the 5 hole better than cleanup anyway.
  17. Joe A. Preusser
    La Tortuga doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
  18. Joe A. Preusser
    If he is indeed the perfect situational hitter, then he is just as valuable off the bench, if not more so.
  19. Joe A. Preusser
    Agreed, but I also like the idea of him strong enough to keep dominating right through October.
  20. Joe A. Preusser
    Come on Perez, you were my pick for our darkhorse pitching MVP.
  21. Joe A. Preusser
    Just because opening day draws more casual fans doesn"t mean the die hards can't enjoy it as well. Back in the day I went to every UMD hockey game an hour early. They sucked then, so I usually had the place to myself at first, except for the openers. Didnt lose any excitement for me sharing the experience with more people.
  22. Joe A. Preusser
    Cy Ordorizzi.
  23. Joe A. Preusser
    You never know how things will shake out, but I am at least comfortable putting them in the bottom quarter of MLB offenses this year.
  24. Joe A. Preusser
    I don't approve of insurrance. Too much like gambling. -Ned Flanders
  25. Joe A. Preusser
    In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say...now, the important thing is I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, on account of the war... I don't have any numbers yet, but boy (SSS!!!) do the Twins look like winners. I'm taking the over on my 89 win prediction.
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