There's a new TV show where the main character is a detective and often says "I'm you, and..."--yeah, I'm a MLB GM and I get a call from Terry Ryan who says "Hey, I have this [starting] pitcher [fill in the blank], what would you offer me for him?" I ponder, [name here] can't crack one of the worst rotations in BB, his salary is in the millions, and oh yeah, he just might be DFA'd. "Nothing!" I answer, "I can't use him".