April fools' 2017 25-man roster: C: Murphy/Garver 1B/DH: Mauer/Park/Vargas 2B/SS: Beresford/Polanco/Escobar 3B: Sano OF: Palka/Kepler/Rosario/Buxton/Grossman That's 14. SP: Meyer, Berrios, May, Gonsalves, Jose RP: Duffey, Chargois, Burdi, Rogers, Hilderberger, Theophanopoulos That's 11. Barring injuries. Anyone else who has played with the Twins (eg. the Tonkin's, Santana's, Dozier-Plouffe's, Milone, Hughes etc of the world) the past season or two, traded or demoted. Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am