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Sabermetrician Renounces Math After Bailey Ober Start

By RandBalls Stu, Friday at 01:08 PM in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Did the Twins 'Win' the Carlos Correa Trade?

By RandBalls Stu, May 8 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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A Formal Apology to Ron Davis

By RandBalls Stu, May 1 in Twins Daily Front Page News

For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans

By RandBalls Stu, April 24 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Furious 2022 Twins Fans Completely Irate with 2026 Squad

By RandBalls Stu, April 17 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Sweep of Tigers Could Be Latest Impractical Jokers Prank

By RandBalls Stu, April 10 in Twins Daily Front Page News

New Target Field Beverages, Reviewed by Former Industry Professional

By RandBalls Stu, April 3 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Friend's 0-162 Prediction MIght Not Have Been Joke

By RandBalls Stu, March 27 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Team USA's Advice for Enjoying Opening Day

By RandBalls Stu, March 20 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Reports: Twins Might Add Another Plodding, Left-Handed Outfielder to Mess with Beat Writers

By RandBalls Stu, March 13 in Twins Daily Front Page News

I've Got a Bad Feeling About This

By RandBalls Stu, March 6 in Twins Daily Front Page News

EXCLUSIVE: Injury Gods Discuss Twins Rotation Injuries, Suffering, and Future Plans

By RandBalls Stu, February 27 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Early Returns Mixed On Minnesota’s ‘We’ll Be OK If Nobody Gets Hurt’ Plan

By RandBalls Stu, February 18 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Front Office Cold-Calling Former Players to See How Their February Looks

By RandBalls Stu, February 13 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Bullpen Solution Said to Involve Nap Under Big Pile of Coats

By RandBalls Stu, February 6 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Tom Pohlad Asks Baffled Season Ticket Holders to Purchase Mixed-Use Development in Up-and-Coming Neighborhood

By RandBalls Stu, January 30 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Worry That Taylor Rogers Signing Might Make TwinsFest Too Frenzied

By RandBalls Stu, January 22 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Derek Falvey Sends Another ‘RE: Bullpen’ Email to Pohlads

By RandBalls Stu, January 16 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Your Dad to Spend 2026 Season Calling Orlando Arcia ‘Oswaldo’

By RandBalls Stu, January 9 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Couchbound Fan Still Did More Over the Holidays Than Twins

By RandBalls Stu, January 2 in Twins Daily Front Page News

AWKWARD! Tom Pohlad Asks Derek Falvey If He Kept Receipt for Mickey Gasper

By RandBalls Stu, December 26, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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TWINS DAILY INVESTIGATES: Just How Many Pohlads Are There?

By RandBalls Stu, December 19, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Pohlads Don’t Know Why It’s Called a Lottery When You Have to Spend Money

By RandBalls Stu, December 12, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

FanGraphs Projects Local Fan Will Regret Eating All Those Helmet Nachos

By RandBalls Stu, December 5, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

A Look at the Best 2025 Black Friday Deals in Twins Territory

By RandBalls Stu, November 28, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News