RandBalls Stu

Advice for Twins Fans Dealing with Unfamiliar Sensation Called "Optimism"

By RandBalls Stu, Friday at 12:19 PM in Twins Daily Front Page News

Tom Pohlad Frantically Googling 'How to Buy at Trade Deadline'

By RandBalls Stu, July 10 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins vs. Yankees: Who Ya Got? Twins Territory Responds

By RandBalls Stu, July 3 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Under New Ownership, Jake Cave Rebrands as Jacob Cave

By RandBalls Stu, June 26 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Citing Success of Kody Clemens, Twins Sign Trent Hrbek, Chad Radke

By RandBalls Stu, June 19 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Your Dad About to Ask If Kaelen Culpepper is Related to Daunte

By RandBalls Stu, June 12 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Joe Ryan Voted Most Likely Athlete to Know Who Geese Is

By RandBalls Stu, June 5 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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How to Talk to Your Children About the Chicago White Sox

By RandBalls Stu, May 29 in Twins Daily Front Page News

SOURCES: Twins Hope New 'Stop Pitching Bad' Program Helps Richardson Get Back on Track

By RandBalls Stu, May 22 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Sabermetrician Renounces Math After Bailey Ober Start

By RandBalls Stu, May 15 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Did the Twins 'Win' the Carlos Correa Trade?

By RandBalls Stu, May 8 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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A Formal Apology to Ron Davis

By RandBalls Stu, May 1 in Twins Daily Front Page News

For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans

By RandBalls Stu, April 24 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Furious 2022 Twins Fans Completely Irate with 2026 Squad

By RandBalls Stu, April 17 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Sweep of Tigers Could Be Latest Impractical Jokers Prank

By RandBalls Stu, April 10 in Twins Daily Front Page News

New Target Field Beverages, Reviewed by Former Industry Professional

By RandBalls Stu, April 3 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Friend's 0-162 Prediction MIght Not Have Been Joke

By RandBalls Stu, March 27 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Team USA's Advice for Enjoying Opening Day

By RandBalls Stu, March 20 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Reports: Twins Might Add Another Plodding, Left-Handed Outfielder to Mess with Beat Writers

By RandBalls Stu, March 13 in Twins Daily Front Page News

I've Got a Bad Feeling About This

By RandBalls Stu, March 6 in Twins Daily Front Page News

EXCLUSIVE: Injury Gods Discuss Twins Rotation Injuries, Suffering, and Future Plans

By RandBalls Stu, February 27 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Early Returns Mixed On Minnesota’s ‘We’ll Be OK If Nobody Gets Hurt’ Plan

By RandBalls Stu, February 18 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Front Office Cold-Calling Former Players to See How Their February Looks

By RandBalls Stu, February 13 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Bullpen Solution Said to Involve Nap Under Big Pile of Coats

By RandBalls Stu, February 6 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Tom Pohlad Asks Baffled Season Ticket Holders to Purchase Mixed-Use Development in Up-and-Coming Neighborhood

By RandBalls Stu, January 30 in Twins Daily Front Page News