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1. Top Non-Trump News Story (Or Stories):
I’m currently in Iowa and they don’t get news here. I think that is so they are not influenced by anything before they get to decide who the presidential candidates will be. Anyway, I’m a little behind on what has been happening around the world. All I can really do is talk about something that happened to me yesterday. I’m in Des Moines driving past a golf course. It looked to be in wonderful condition for this early in the year. Up ahead on the left side of the road I can see netting, and I correctly assume that it must be surrounding the course driving range with the netting protecting the cars on the road. As I get closer to the netting, I was thinking to myself that it didn’t seem high enough. The very second I was thinking that… a golf ball struck the car in front of me. It’s quite possible that I was right.
2. Our Twins:
Seven straight losses… I’ve always talked about the need to put up crooked numbers. The seven in our losing streak is not what I meant.
3. The Reds:
It’s bad in Cincinnati - 5 wins and 20 losses thus far. Offensively, they are being led by someone called Scooter; it is never good when a guy called Scooter is leading the way. On the mound they are led by a guy called Homer; you don’t want a guy named Homer giving them up. The Reds will hopefully “scoot” “home” on Sunday with 3 more losses to add to the pile of L’s they have been collecting.
4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:
Montana: Guys… I’m in trouble.
Mauer: Why?
Montana: My wife had a dream last night that I was flirting with someone.
Maddon: Let me get this straight - your wife dreamt that? You were not doing that?
Montana: Yeah
Morgan: I’ve been through this before… there is nothing to do about it. Take the blame.
McCarthy: Yeah… it’s your fault.
Montana: Seriously?
McCarthy: Yeah
5. Crown Royal:
Crown Royal comes in a pouch. After you drink the entire bottle, the pouch doubles as a barf bag; or you can use it hold your shattered dreams. The genius and efficiency of that does not get nearly the credit it deserves.
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Lineups:
REDS
Jesse Winker(L) DH
Jose Peraza(R ) SS
Joey Votto(L) 1B
Scooter Gennett(L) 2B
Eugenio Suarez(R ) 3B
Scott Schebler(L) RF
Adam Duvall(R ) LF
Tucker Barnhart(S) C
Billy Hamilton(S) CF
Luis Castillo(R ) P
TWINS
Brian Dozier(R ) 2B
Joe Mauer(L) 1B
Miguel Sano(R ) 3B
Eddie Rosario(L) LF
Max Kepler(L) CF
Eduardo Escobar(S) SS
Logan Morrison(L) DH
Robbie Grossman(S) RF
Jason Castro(L) C
Phil Hughes(R ) P
Gametime forecast: playable with little chance of a postponement
Go Twins! Win ... PLEASE!
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