Black Friday Bargains in Twins Company Store!

If you’re looking for just the right gift for the Twins fan in your life this season, the team’s Black Friday sale helps you do so without busting your budget! Here are just a few items marked down for the savvy shopper:

Dave St. Peter Authentic Bobblehead. This commemorative bobblehead celebrates the outgoing Twins President in a classic Twins pullover and khakis. In addition, the purchase entitles you to four credits towards your education at the University of North Dakota.

An entire warehouse of Bally Sports North polo shirts. With BSN rebranding to FanDuel Sports Network, these lightweight, moisture-wicking shirts in navy and powder blue are priced to move. Adventurous fans should visit the “Gameworn Laudners” section of the sale. Is that ketchup or blood? What're you, a cop?

Anthony DeSclafani. I guess you can just buy him? I don’t think this is legal, but he’s $99.99 before tax and shipping. Definitely a fixer-upper.

Best of Gleeman and the Geek Welcomes. The long-running independent Twins podcast shares its first collaboration with the team, a collection of over 300 of John “Twins Geek” Bonnes’s introductory “Aaaaaand welcome”s on CD and cassette. Each CD/cassette comes with a bonus soy sauce packet from co-host Aaron Gleeman’s personal collection of takeout accoutrements.

A paper ticket from the September 9, 2024 game versus the Los Angeles Angels. A day that will go down in Target Field lore, not so much for the contest itself (the Angels won 6-2), but for the only instance of someone using a paper ticket instead of their phone to gain entry in 2024. This ticket also includes the Mapquest directions the user printed out to get from Green Isle to Minneapolis, along with a brief oral history from the ushers and fans who witnessed it.

Rocco Baldelli Insult Generator. This handheld device delivers over 20 unique insults related to the Twins manager, voiced by Baldelli himself. Just press the red button to hear choice online invective like “Way to go, Rockhead” or “Sucko BalDummy” from the horse’s mouth. Attaches to most Honda Fit keychains.

Ron Coomer’s House of Mystery. The former Twins player and broadcaster may have moved on to the Chicago Cubs media beat, but his legacy lives on in this escape room concept, located in a haunted Robbinsdale triplex. Can you and your friends solve all the baseball-themed clues to escape before time runs out? Will you offer cigarettes to Jackpot, the drifter who’s been crashing there since 2015? Is that a raccoon?

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