Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/24 6:05PM

[Riverbrian]

I'm off to a Canaries game, they're taking on the Winnipeg Blue Bom....errr, Eskim....errr, whatever the hell their name is.

 

 

Hopefully this game turns out as well as the last one I missed.

 

If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.

[Riverbrian]

I've still got a Canaries sweatshirt from a road-trip back in the '90s.

 

Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.

[ashbury]

If North or GCTF were here... They could tell you... But you wouldn't be ale to understand them because of their thick Canadian Accents.

 

Too much ale and I start to sound Canuckian too.

[ashbury]

Just how small is that sweatshirt? And wouldn't a sweatshirt block the use of its wings.

 

I deserve that after the stuff I threw at you yesterday about using girls.

[Riverbrian]

I deserve that after the stuff I threw at you yesterday about using girls.

 

Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.

[Squirrel]

Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.

 

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ...

[ashbury]

Actually... The Girls used to use me... And I didn't mind. Cue the Bill Withers.

 

Or cue every male standup comedian ever.

[Bark's Lounge]

Hendriks must be an atheist.

[Squirrel]

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ...

 

Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

[Beezer07]

Liam Hendricks is why we can't have nice things.

[Riverbrian]

Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

 

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know,

[Squirrel]

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know,

 

If you are having that much difficult you can always lean on me.

[ashbury]

Hendriks must be an atheist.

 

I don't necessarily want to see our pitching coach lose his job, but I would be curious to give someone else a try just in case it might help certain ones like Liam.

 

/ ... although, with his year at Rochester, I guess I shouldn't have had my hopes up any for tonight

[Squirrel]

I don't necessarily want to see our pitching coach lose his job, but I would be curious to give someone else a try just in case it might help certain ones like Liam.

I'm at a point where I'm thinking a change might be good. But that would also depend on who would replace him.

[ashbury]

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,

I know, I know,

 

Go on...?

[Squirrel]

Oh, Arcia. What is up with you?

[Riverbrian]

Okay ... you were thinking of a different Withers song ... but that's the most famous one and the first that came to mind

 

Check this out:

 

 

Bill Withers - Use Me - YouTube

 

Bill Withers is fantastic

[Craig Arko]

Hendriks must be an atheist.

 

Arcia must be a Christian.

[Riverbrian]

Go on...?

 

The First Time I head the song... I thought the 45 had a skip.

[Riverbrian]

Hendricks is attacking the zone in the wrong zone.

[Bark's Lounge]

I don't necessarily want to see our pitching coach lose his job, but I would be curious to give someone else a try just in case it might help certain ones like Liam.

 

/ ... although, with his year at Rochester, I guess I shouldn't have had my hopes up any for tonight

Who knows what the future holds for Hendriks. I would like to see a change of the guard with the Pitching coach and probably the manager too. I would like to see them go out of the org. for a pitching coach. Manager... who knows... Dave Martinez would be cool, but I'd be okay if it were Molitor also. We'll see what happens.

[ashbury]

Hendricks is attacking the zone in the wrong zone.

 

That's your audition to replace Anderson as coach?

[Squirrel]

I can't say my '**** it, I'm going to Target' line tonight because I have nothing I need from there. Might have to say '**** it, I'm going to Baskin Robbins' instead. But I'll give it a few more innings.

[ashbury]

ZOMG! I just found out I get *another* date tonight. Same girl, a different movie, this time making the long trek to Reno, to see Blue Jasmine. Wish me luck!

[ashbury]

I can't say my '**** it, I'm going to Target' line tonight because I have nothing I need from there. Might have to say '**** it, I'm going to Baskin Robbins' instead. But I'll give it a few more innings.

 

Carnac: **** it, I'm going to a Woody Allen movie.

Ed: Yada yada, open the ****ing envelope.

Carnac: What did Woody Allen say when offered Twins tickets?

[Squirrel]

Carnac: **** it, I'm going to a Woody Allen movie.

Ed: Yada yada, open the ****ing envelope.

Carnac: What did Woody Allen say when offered Twins tickets?

 

Good for Woody. It wouldn't be a line I'd ever utter, unless I was absolutely desperate. Not a fan of Woody Allen movies.

[Bark's Lounge]

ZOMG! I just found out I get *another* date tonight. Same girl, a different movie, this time making the long trek to Reno, to see Blue Jasmine. Wish me luck!

Another one bites the dust. Have Fun! Good Luck also.

[Riverbrian]

That's your audition to replace Anderson as coach?

 

What are my odds? I'll take the job if offered. Would I need a suit for the interview?

[Squirrel]

Who knows what the future holds for Hendriks. I would like to see a change of the guard with the Pitching coach and probably the manager too. I would like to see them go out of the org. for a pitching coach. Manager... who knows... Dave Martinez would be cool' date=' [b']but I'd be okay if it were Molitor also[/b]. We'll see what happens.

 

He's never managed, has he? Yet so many people think he's the 'heir apparent.'

[Riverbrian]

I can't say my '**** it, I'm going to Target' line tonight because I have nothing I need from there. Might have to say '**** it, I'm going to Baskin Robbins' instead. But I'll give it a few more innings.

 

Well... Now I want Ice Cream...