Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/21 1:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

Always make note of who is in your bed when you wake up.

Hate to say this, my brother, but I'm not sure that's such good advice.

[glunn]

Plouffe married an Olivia. A non-baseball home run.

[Squirrel]

Always make note of who is in your bed when you wake up.

Yes, well, not if he follows the same rule you gave me about never giving out your real name.

[Beezer07]

Diamond is so lucky. This game could, and should, be a lot worse than it is.

[GCTF]

Dick " Bremergasm.

 

TK : (barely audible) that's a wondeful play by Clete.

[Squirrel]

Woo Thomas!

[glunn]

Yes, well, not if he follows the same rule you gave me about never giving out your real name.

 

If it's only one other person, then the probability of marriage is greater.

[Riverbrian]

Diamond is so lucky. This game could, and should, be a lot worse than it is.

 

Yes... But it also could have been better.

[Guest USAFChief]

Dick: //babble babble babble running game babble babble babble//

 

TK: Dude. They're roping line drives all over the place, and you want to H&R?

[Squirrel]

If it's only one other person, then the probability of marriage is greater.

Oh ok. Phew!

[Riverbrian]

Yes, well, not if he follows the same rule you gave me about never giving out your real name.

 

Check the Marriage certificate... It probably says:

 

Groom: Winston Churchill

Bride: Glunn

[buckninetyone]

Dick " Bremergasm.

 

TK : (barely audible) that's a wondeful play by Clete.

October 26, 1991 11th inning: "good at-bat"

[glunn]

Check the Marriage certificate... It probably says:

 

Groom: Winston Churchill

Bride: Glunn

 

One of the benefits of not using your real name is that only the fictional identity is bound by the marriage.

[Guest USAFChief]

Oh ok. Phew!

/thread

[Guest USAFChief]

/game

[Riverbrian]

[glunn]

Diamond getting shelled. I wonder if he can ever get back to where he was last year.

[GCTF]

October 26, 1991 11th inning: "good at-bat"

 

Now I'm dying to find the post game interview.

[Winston Smith]

Another just about start. Try putting lipstick on this one.

[Squirrel]

Good thing I'm poolside or this game would really suck

[GCTF]

/game

 

Well, there's still the matter of the no hitter in progress.

[glunn]

Good thing I'm poolside or this game would really suck

 

Any buffets yet?

[ashbury]

Diamond getting shelled. I wonder if he can ever get back to where he was last year.

 

I am guessing he's not 100%. Maybe an off-season of rest will do the trick, maybe it will take two years, maybe it never will.

[Willihammer]

Another dogsh-- atbat from Morneau

[Squirrel]

Any buffets yet?

No lines too long. And I'm not a fan of buffets in general. When I'm paying money to eat out I want to be served not serve myself. I know. So high maintenance

[Riverbrian]

Diamond getting shelled. I wonder if he can ever get back to where he was last year.

 

He can... The question is... Will he get the chance. He's gonna be running out of those things.

[ashbury]

Well, there's still the matter of the no hitter in progress.

 

Nice try but I don't think you can jinx the other pitcher.

[glunn]

The way that the Twins are swinging the bat, my enthusiasm about attending tomorrows game is diminished.

[GCTF]

1492 Columbus discovers America, Tom Kelly : "nice job, Chris".

[buckninetyone]

​kinda wanna see a no hitter here.