Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/20 6:10PM

[Squirrel]

aren't you in vegas? wth you doing here?

Just some 'down time' between activities. Just got back from the spa and need to shower and dress for dinner. But since I'm not the type who needs a lot of time primping I have about 20 mins to listen to a bit of the game

[buckninetyone]

How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?

 

schrodinger's cat is all like "yeah, boyyyyy" flava flav style

[glunn]

It would be nice for me if they could do it in the next 20 minutes, my down time before I need to start getting ready for my night.

 

So what is the most useful tip you have received from a TD member about Vegas? Also, do you know that there is a place in Vegas where women go to see men dance for them with little or no clothing?

[Willihammer]

Just some 'down time' between activities. Just got back from the spa and need to shower and dress for dinner. But since I'm not the type who needs a lot of time primping I have about 20 mins to listen to a bit of the game

 

Before you leave, swing by the Pawn Stars place. Ask for Battletoads.

[Squirrel]

How do you like your steak - rare, medium, well done, or twice slaughtered?

Medium. I know the correct answer is rare but I just need it a bit warmer than that

[ashbury]

schrodinger's cat is all like "yeah, boyyyyy" flava flav style

 

King Solomon set the standard for answering Schrödinger's conundrum back in the day. Just cut the damn cat in half.

[Intramural Legend]

Do you think if Kevin Corria strikes you out, it means you have to bring a case of beer to the next game?

[buckninetyone]

Vegas installed internet.

 

when?

[Riverbrian]

Lol. Good. He's gotten too ... 'unkempt' lately.

 

I just meant if we have to look backwards to usher in a 'new era' it'll be a problem. We need to quit living the glory days of TK and look to someone new for newer, better glory days.

 

Got it... Someone Younger... Someone who can grow with the team into the future.

 

How about this one... Great Baseball last name!

 

[Willihammer]

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2014 twins manager: Jason Giambi

[Guest USAFChief]

So what is the most useful tip you have received from a TD member about Vegas? Also, do you know that there is a place in Vegas where women go to see men dance for them with little or no clothing?

She might not, but I bet Charles Nelson Rielly did.

[Squirrel]

So what is the most useful tip you have received from a TD member about Vegas? Also, do you know that there is a place in Vegas where women go to see men dance for them with little or no clothing?

Don't give out your real name.

 

And, yes, I know about the Chippendales

[ashbury]

She might not, but I bet Charles Nelson Rielly did.

 

Just what are you getting at, Sir?

[buckninetyone]

Don't give out your real name.

 

And, yes, I know about the Chippendales

 

i'm the one with the beer gut and the moobs. #sexy

[glunn]

Don't give out your real name.

 

And, yes, I know about the Chippendales

 

I suspect that the revue in the basement of Olympic Gardens is a lot more fun than Chippendales. I always sit next to the stairway that leads downstairs so that I can enjoy the view of GNDs coming and going from the male revue. They almost always look like they had a great time.

[Squirrel]

i'm the one with the beer gut and the moobs. #sexy

Hahahaha! I've never heard the term moobs before. That's awesome. Lol, and autocorrect wanted me to type noobs.

[Riverbrian]

Just what are you getting at, Sir?

 

(Insert Charles Nelson Reilly laugh here)

 

however you spell it.

[ashbury]

i'm the one with the beer gut and the moobs. #sexy

 

Approves:

 

 

/ edit - he would also provide entertaining color commentary for Twins games. Because, you know, he's dead

[Squirrel]

I suspect that the revue in the basement of Olympic Gardens is a lot more fun than Chippendales. I always sit next to the stairway that leads downstairs so that I can enjoy the view of GNDs coming and going from the male revue. They almost always look like they had a great time.

Well, maybe the next time I come to Vegas I can come with someone more experienced who can guide me properly.

[Guest USAFChief]

Just what are you getting at, Sir?

After the Match Game and Hollywood Squares gigs dried up, Charles spent his later years driving taxi on the strip.

[Riverbrian]

Hahahaha! I've never heard the term moobs before. That's awesome. Lol, and autocorrect wanted me to type noobs.

 

My auto correct wanted to type "****".

[glunn]

Well, maybe the next time I come to Vegas and can come with someone more experienced who can guide me properly.

 

It's good to have a wing person in Vegas for those times when something goes wrong.

[ashbury]

driving taxi

 

Ah. Gotcha. *wink* Rumor was he drove the taxi back in his Hollywood days, too.

[Riverbrian]

My auto correct wanted to type "****".

 

[Guest USAFChief]

Approves:

 

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/ edit - he would also provide entertaining color commentary for Twins games. Because, you know, he's dead

Just for a minute there at first glande I thought this was Gardy and Roy Smalley supplementing their income in the offseason.

[Riverbrian]

Ooops... 6th inning... I know... 6th inning.

[ashbury]

Apparently, judging by the preponderance of off-topic comments, this Twins game itself is....

 

[Riverbrian]

Apparently, judging by the preponderance of off-topic comments, this Twins game itself is....

 

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[Guest USAFChief]

Ah. Gotcha. *wink* Rumor was he drove the taxi back in his Hollywood days, too.

He 'n Paul Lynde used to share a cab quite often, I hear.

 

In honor of The Hollywood Squares:

 

Carnac: "Loneliness."

 

Ed: "Loneliness."

 

Carnac: "Is there an echo in here?"

 

Ed: HAAAAHA AHHHHAAAAAHHHAAA OOOHHHHH HO HO HAAA HA! //pause// "Lonliness."

 

Carnac: "What was Paul Lynde's answer to Peter Marshall's question of 'for what reason might one pound meat?' on the Hollywood Squares."

[Riverbrian]

Chisenhall!!! That'll piss off Francona