Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 6/29 - 3:10pm

[Guest USAFChief]

All girls like guys in a mumu.

I can testify in court under oath that is not true.

[Guest USAFChief]

Who are you, and what have you done with Brian Duensing?

[ashbury]

I can testify in court under oath that is not true.

 

The court will demand clarification of "mumu" versus "canvas tent".

[ashbury]

Who are you, and what have you done with Brian Duensing?

 

I don't care; great trade, TR.

[Guest USAFChief]

The court will demand clarification of "mumu" versus "canvas tent".

 

Not going to be able to testify to canvas. Too chafing.

[Guest USAFChief]

I need to pay closer attention to the rest of the league. I was not aware KC has the best bullpen in the history of baseball.

[Riverbrian]

I need to pay closer attention to the rest of the league. I was not aware KC has the best bullpen in the history of baseball.

 

Absolutely.... With the KC stockyards. They gotta take cattle seriously.

[GCTF]

I need to pay closer attention to the rest of the league. I was not aware KC has the best bullpen in the history of baseball.

 

Not every team can afford the luxury of using a guy that was a first overall pick as a mop.

[Riverbrian]

Not every team can afford the luxury of using a guy that was a first overall pick as a mop.

 

Oops... Missed on that one.

[Guest USAFChief]

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

[heatbeat]

Wow Dunce with his best Rick Ankiel impression.

[Riverbrian]

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

 

MLB declined the trade.

[ashbury]

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

 

Deals with the Devil don't seem to last as long as they used to.

[GCTF]

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

 

If you ain't managin' you ain't tryin'

[Riverbrian]

Ok... We need some outs.

[Guest USAFChief]

Uh...there's only 1 out, Bert.

[GCTF]

Uh...there's only 1 out, Bert.

 

Bert can't remember how many outs there are.

 

Drink.

[Riverbrian]

Mound trip transcript:

 

Andy: Jeez... Them bases loaded quickly.

Casy: I know... I've been leaving the ball up.

Andy: and what happens when you leave the ball up?

Justin: Ooo... I know...

Andy: Ok... Justin...

Justin: You load the bases.

Andy: Thats right you load the bases.

Justin: Awesome... I'm good at this... Ask me another

Casey: I knew the answer... You didn't give me a chance!

[Riverbrian]

Bert can't remember how many outs there are.

 

Drink.

 

I said... We needed outs...

[ashbury]

I said... We needed outs...

 

Satisfied with Fien's answer?

[Riverbrian]

Satisfied with Fien's answer?

 

Yep... Andy with well chosen words obviously.

[Guest USAFChief]

Dugout transcript:

 

Andy: I thought I said "throw a DP."

Casey: But I...

Andy: Did you throw a DP?

Casey: No, but I...

Andy: Have a seat, meat.

[Guest USAFChief]

Kyle Gibson wins his major league debut.

 

A record that can never be broken.

[Riverbrian]

And that's it... Gibson 1-0

[Top Gun]

Nice game for the Twins and fans.

[ashbury]

Each reliever got two Ks in 1 inning. Probably comes with an asterisk for being against the Royals, but still, a nice luxury for this team.

[buckninetyone]

I just microwaved popcorn. Two minutes and it comes out black. I must have the world's most powerful microwave.

 

 

scalia just took away your popcorn rights

[Brock Beauchamp]

scalia just took away your popcorn rights

 

You're still around? I figured you'd be passed out in the neighbor kid's tree fort in your underwear by this time tonight.

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

Gibson: I am sure we'll hear "downward plane" a lot. To me that fastball looks really straight, but his history is a lot of ground balls. I thought strike three to Butler was a great pitch.

Hmm, I disagree. Looks like he's got all kinds of movement. He got hit when he gotta balls over the plate just like everyone does.

[buckninetyone]

You're still around? I figured you'd be passed out in the neighbor kid's tree fort in your underwear by this time tonight.

 

that's very disrespectful.

 

kiddie pool.