Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 5/28 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

Atta Boy... Fly ball... Just what was needed.

[James]

There you go, Morneausie. That'll do.

[big dog]

Well, Morneau didn't hit a home run, but at least he didn't hit a grounder to second to end the inning. Let's win this one. The Riverbrian can turn his telekinesis toward something else, until tomorrow's game.

[James]

I held my breath for a long time during Morneausie's at bat. I deserve a premo for that.

[snepp]

Burton is falling back in the strikeout race, he needs to k the side here.

[twinsnorth49]

Nice job Homey!

 

Ok Burt, don't screw this up, I have enough drywall repair to do.

[snepp]

There's one....

[LaBombo]

I held my breath for a long time during Morneausie's at bat. I deserve a premo for that.

Will a 'like' do? Breathe, dawg, breathe...

[ashbury]

Did the Brewers not have another lefty to bring in for this situation? I see someone named Gorzelaannneeeeyyyyy or some such who is marked with an L. Already used Gonzalez, no other lefties on the roster. I guess there do exist righties who know how to pitch to lefties, but it still seems strange to be that much tilted one direction.

[Riverbrian]

I don't mind you flying out. It all depends on time.

Runner on third standing oh so near. No time to lose your mind. Yeah.

Its not the doubles that you flare... It's not the homers In the air.

I don't mind you flying out... It all depends on time...

 

I guess it was just what We needed... Just what We needed.

[snepp]

Ok Burt, don't screw this up, I have enough drywall repair to do.

 

How's the mayo holding up from the last repair?

[James]

Will a 'like' do? Breathe, dawg, breathe...

Don't worry. I'm doing just fine now. Premo in hand.

[big dog]

I held my breath for a long time during Morneausie's at bat. I deserve a premo for that.

 

Especially if you have halitosis.

[LaBombo]

How's the mayo holding up from the last repair?

Watch out for The Telltale Smell, though.

[snepp]

Watch out for The Telltale Smell, though.

 

A splash of wolf piss will take care of that.

[big dog]

A splash of wolf piss will take care of that.

 

And any problems you have with the ladies taking up your time, too.

[LaBombo]

Don't worry. I'm doing just fine now. Premo in hand.

Well done, and enjoy responsibly. For a minute we were worried that ashbury might have to resurrect you with remote halitosis...

[Riverbrian]

(Envelope held to head) La Brea Tar Pits... La Brea Tar Pits...

 

(Tear open envelope and blow into it) (Read Card)

[snepp]

And any problems you have with the ladies taking up your time, too.

 

Think of it as a flying frying pan deterrent.

[big dog]

and mighty Rickie has struck out. I couldn't believe he took that pitch with two strikes that was high and outside. He definitely could have touched it by only stepping on the plate a little bit.

[James]

Look at that... Weeks struck out. Who would have predicted that?

[twinsnorth49]

How's the mayo holding up from the last repair?

 

Surprisingly well, other than the smell.

[Riverbrian]

Pinch hit homer comin up. You heard it here first.

[LaBombo]

A splash of wolf piss will take care of that.

 

I'm all out of that, and Sex Panther too. I've got some oregano. I hear that works pretty good.

[Riverbrian]

(Envelope held to head) La Brea Tar Pits... La Brea Tar Pits...

 

(Tear open envelope and blow into it) (Read Card)

 

Whats left after you eat La Brea Tar Peaches.

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

Aloha Mr. Hand.

[big dog]

(Envelope held to head) La Brea Tar Pits... La Brea Tar Pits...

 

(Tear open envelope and blow into it) (Read Card)

 

Where did Josh Willingham learn to run?

[twinsnorth49]

Watch out for The Telltale Smell, though.

 

Nice call, missed it by that much.....

[LaBombo]

Aloha Mr. Hand.

Goodbye Mr. Spaulding!

[Riverbrian]

I'm all out of that, and Sex Panther too. I've got some oregano. I hear that works pretty good.

 

I smoked Oregeno once... It cost me 10 bucks. I didn't think it was worth the money.

 

Its over rated.