Article: Series Preview: Twins @ Brewers, 5/27-5/30

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

You should start a thread about it.

Without looking, I assume there are 3 already.

[stringer bell]

Justin Morneau is so Canadian... (How Canadian is he?)... Justin Morneau is so Canadian... On his wedding day he wore (Blank).

 

a maple leaf thong.

[twinsnorth49]

Justin Morneau is so Canadian... (How Canadian is he?)... Justin Morneau is so Canadian... On his wedding day he wore (Blank).

 

A beaver pelt......get it?.....Beaver....heh, heh

[Guest USAFChief]

Justin Morneau is so Canadian... (How Canadian is he?)... Justin Morneau is so Canadian... On his wedding day he wore (Blank).

 

...the previous night's Molson.

[ashbury]

Justin Morneau is so Canadian... (How Canadian is he?)... Justin Morneau is so Canadian... On his wedding day he wore (Blank).

 

...a woolen batting glove.

[GCTF]

Justin Morneau is so Canadian... (How Canadian is he?)... Justin Morneau is so Canadian... On his wedding day he wore (Blank).

 

His commercial hockey team jersey to the ceremony.

[Riverbrian]

...the previous night's Molson.

 

Chief... You are good at this... lol

 

You are very Fannie Flagg like.

[GCTF]

Isn't he back in AA......again.

 

6th times the charm.

[Guest USAFChief]

Chief... You are good at this... lol

 

You are very Fannie Flagg like.

Yeah, I even chuckled at that'n.

[mikecgrimes]

OK... It's time for Match Game...

 

Terry Ryan is so cheap... (How Cheap is he?)... Terry Ryan is so cheap... He last spent a dollar at the (Blank).

 

Polo Grounds

[twinsnorth49]

A Maple Leaf thong, woolen batting glove and a Molsons...sounds like my Grad night!

[ashbury]

Meanwhile back at the game, Burton had a very nice, effective, and efficient inning.

[ashbury]

A Maple Leaf thong, woolen batting glove and a Molsons...sounds like my Grad night!

 

Or just another Friday night, chez Morneau.

[Guest USAFChief]

I see Joe Benson has two home runs today.

How much do you suppose it would cost the Twins to hire away the Rangers AA hitting coach?

[Riverbrian]

Polo Grounds

 

Now that's a winner...

[mikecgrimes]

Best thing about indoor baseball the potential for pop ups to hit something on the way up.

[ashbury]

How much do you suppose it would cost the Twins to hire away the Rangers AA hitting coach?

 

... or the Rangers GM.

[Guest USAFChief]

A Maple Leaf thong, woolen batting glove and a Molsons...sounds like my Grad night!

Let's hope you wore all three in the appropriate bodily region.

[Guest USAFChief]

... or the Rangers GM.

I have 99 percent confidence that won't happen.

[Guest USAFChief]

Best thing about indoor baseball the potential for pop ups to hit something on the way up.

At the good ol' met-tro-dome, I got a kick out of the potential for pop ups to hit nothing but the turf on the way down.

[ashbury]

Let's hope you wore all three in the appropriate bodily region.

 

With regard to my particular contribution, I was actually thinking of the 12-year-olds and went with a glove for the hand.

[GCTF]

I have 99 percent confidence that won't happen.

 

Not subtle at all, I like.

[twinsnorth49]

Let's hope you wore all three in the appropriate bodily region.

 

Yes, I had the glove on my foot, I'm Canadian, not stupid.

[ashbury]

Chief is en fuego today.

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

Now these idiots are speculating he Twins won't bring in Perkins if they score another run. Does the stupid save statistic infect everyone's brains now?

[Guest USAFChief]

With regard to my particular contribution, I was actually thinking of the 12-year-olds and went with a glove for the hand.

Yeah...might want to consider rephrasing that'n...

[ashbury]

Hey, no one commented on the rocket surgery that Gardy performed today, with the double switch when Roenicke came in.

[Riverbrian]

Meanwhile back at the game, Burton had a very nice, effective, and efficient inning.

 

Nice effort trying to re-focus...

[Guest USAFChief]

Hey, no one commented on the rocket surgery that Gardy performed today, with the double switch when Roenicke came in.

Stieny prolly put a bug in his ear.

[GCTF]

Nicely done.