Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 5/24 - 6:08pm

[glunn]

Get your tickets for 2014's draft battle now.

 

A high draft pick may be our main consolation as this season progresses, and some of us may be rooting for the Astros by August, in the hope of a higher pick and a new manager and coaches.

[mikeee]

Wouldn't that be funny if they pulled Sanchez because of his pitch count!?!?

[Riverbrian]

The no hitter ends this inning.

[mikeee]

The no hitter ends this inning.

 

Hicks?

[mikeee]

Hicks?

 

nope!

[mikeee]

Maybe he won't even get a shutout.

[snepp]

and some of us may be rooting for the Astros by August, in the hope of a higher pick and a new manager and coaches.

 

Which is mildly depressing, because I'll probably end up being one of them.

[GCTF]

Three outs away from rock bottom.

[Riverbrian]

Hicks?

 

Lets try the opposite approach.

 

Sanchez is gonna throw a no hitter

[glunn]

I can't even watch this on the internet feed any more -- just too sickening.

[Riverbrian]

Which is mildly depressing, because I'll probably end up being one of them.

 

Mildly? I need some Zoloft!

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

Welcome to the majors Mr. Collabello, here's an 87 MPH slider on the black.

[Riverbrian]

I like this Thielbar so far... And That Rhymes.

[Guest USAFChief]

Has anyone mentioned Sanchez has a no-no in progress? Does anyone know if it's true it's bad luck to mention a no-hitter while it's in progress? I wonder who was the last pitcher to throw a no-hitter against the Twins. What's that? The NO-HITTER is still ongoing?

 

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

 

No hitter in progress.

 

 

 

 

 

 

No hitter.

[Riverbrian]

I wonder if Thielbar could be stretched out or is that too... out of the box?

[mikeee]

115 pitches. His arm might fall off.

[Riverbrian]

Has anyone mentioned Sanchez has a no-no in progress? Does anyone know if it's true it's bad luck to mention a no-hitter while it's in progress? I wonder who was the last pitcher to throw a no-hitter against the Twins. What's that? The NO-HITTER is still ongoing?

 

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

No hitter.

 

No hitter in progress.

 

 

 

 

 

 

No hitter.

 

How about ... Singing it to the tune of Camptown Races..

 

Sanchez has a no hitter... Doo da... Doo da...

 

Now he has to pitch the ninth oh da do da day.

[mikeee]

work the count Joe!

[Riverbrian]

C'mon Snepp give em a "take that".

[snepp]

MVP. MVP. MVP.

 

 

all-caps, MVP.

[Guest USAFChief]

Bremergasm.

[mikeee]

whoop! whoop! it ends! we are sure to win now!!!!

[snepp]

C'mon Snepp give em a "take that".

 

Alas, it was but a single.

[Riverbrian]

Bremergasm.

 

It was probably pent up. He had to blow sometime.

[Brad Swanson]

How is it even possible that Mauer has broken up 3 no hitters in the ninth? That's pretty wild.

[Jerr]

Yeah, Mr. Mauer!!!!

[mikeee]

If morneau hit a double, he could end the shutout.

[GCTF]

Bremergasm.

 

Season turns around right meow(er)

[snepp]

Anibal Sanchez, a slightly better Kevin Correia.

[Brock Beauchamp]

LOL. This team is awful.