Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 5/1 - 12:08pm

[Guest USAFChief]

I would threaten to track him down and threaten him with something else, but that seems like a lot of work and I'm feeling fairly lazy today.

I understand he's in American Somoa.

[ashbury]

Totally off topic: NYY placed Kevin Youkilis on the DL with a "sprained spine." Eeeewwwww.

 

National Lampoon had a sports issue one time in which a player was listed on the DL as having a sprained body, or perhaps it was ruptured body, I forget which.

[Guest USAFChief]

I would have moderated him to no end, but I was too busy staring at his avatar.

pfft. Not in the same league as the pole vaulter. Or the, uh, backwards stretcher for that matter.

[big dog]

Yeah, that avatar really...wait, what was I saying?

[Guest USAFChief]

Mod question: What is the "share" thing in the bottom right corner?

[ashbury]

Yeah, that avatar really...wait, what was I saying?

 

You were saying you would send $200 to the address given in my blog....

[ashbury]

Mod question: What is the "share" thing in the bottom right corner?

 

Not a mod, but: It's for people who use the Internet. You can just skip it.

[James]

I understand he's in American Somoa.

Yeah... tracking him down still seems like a lot of effort.

[snepp]

Mod question: What is the "share" thing in the bottom right corner?

 

Correction: "Admin question."

 

 

Buck, passed.

[Guest USAFChief]

Not a mod, but: It's for people who use the Internet. You can just skip it.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you're having some fun at my expense. Well, fine. GET OFF MY LAWN!

[IdahoPilgrim]

If you just stay within yourself, don't try to do too much, do the little things, keep after it, and take it one post at a time, I bet you can get that cliché count up.

 

Is there some contest I wasn't informed about? The one who dies with the most posts wins?

[John Bonnes]

4 IP and a goose egg in that 2nd column for the Tigers. Pretty nice start for Diamond.

[GCTF]

If you just stay within yourself, don't try to do too much, do the little things, keep after it, and take it one post at a time, I bet you can get that cliché count up.

 

I'd liked your post even though you neglected to mention anything about "pickin' it or getting after it".

[Guest USAFChief]

Is there some contest I wasn't informed about? The one who dies with the most posts wins?

Close. The one who dies with the most "likes" wins. I got 4 for that post.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Close. The one who dies with the most "likes" wins. I got 4 for that post.

 

There you go.

[GCTF]

Mod question: What is the "share" thing in the bottom right corner?

 

Whatever you do, don't click on it.

[snepp]

Close. The one who dies with the most "likes" wins. I got 4 for that post.

 

I'm "winning."

[IdahoPilgrim]

Help needed...on the verge of schizophrenia...passionate about Twins...have Sanchez on fantasy team...help needed...

[Guest USAFChief]

You can cancel the post game press conference.

[James]

Help needed...on the verge of schizophrenia...passionate about Twins...have Sanchez on fantasy team...help needed...

The Twins come first. Fantasy baseball second.

[stringer bell]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you're having some fun at my expense. Well, fine. GET OFF MY LAWN!

Either bran or oatmeal will help a lot, Chief.

[ashbury]

Close. The one who dies with the most "likes" wins. I got 4 for that post.

 

So you have to die to win? Then here's rooting for an early win for you, Chief.

 

/ I keed, I keed

[snepp]

I take it back, largebrea....errr, john is winning.

[ashbury]

and a goose egg in that 2nd column

 

And here I was worried that *I* would jinx things by showing up and posting during that good streak of innings.

[ashbury]

I take it back, largebrea....errr, john is winning.

 

Whoever clicks Like for me the most times this game gets a date with the Avatar girl.

 

/ air fare to American Samoa not included

[GCTF]

Sanchez bearing down like it's nobody's bidness.

[GCTF]

/ air fare to American Samoa not included

 

So I have to walk?

[GCTF]

See how it's done Pelf?

[Guest USAFChief]

Sanchez bearing down like it's nobody's bidness.

Yeah, he's really reaching that balance point, getting that good downward plane, gettin' ahead of the hitters, using both sides of the plate, and keepin' his fielders on their toes.

[James]

Yeah, he's really reaching that balance point, getting that good downward plane, gettin' ahead of the hitters, using both sides of the plate, and keepin' his fielders on their toes.

The ball was definitely coming out of his hands pretty good.