Welp, there went the season

[ashbury]

1 hour ago, Dodecahedron said:

Not being able to decelerate is a huge problem, as signified by the equation E=MC^2.  We don't want to atomize anybody.

Jokes about deceleration. Do I need to pull out that still photo from the movie Speed again? Because I will, I swear I will.

"“Popquiz , hotshot. There's a runner on first. You bunt. Once the runner gets to full speed, the hamstring is armed. If he drops below full speed, the hammie blows up. What do you do? What do you do?” (disclaimer: I am not a physical therapist - maybe it's the quad at issue in this scenario)

[USAFChief]

3 hours ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

He can run but can’t decelerate. It’s been a problem for about a week now, I think. 

You'd think he'd eventually get tired.

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

You'd think he'd eventually get tired.

Scouts don't talk enough about this important tool. "Sure, he's 4.2 down to first base. But how's he in the ultramarathon?"