Article: Game Thread Tigers@Twins 4/27 7:10PM

[JB_Iowa]

Well, that's one ... there's plenty of time yet.

[JB_Iowa]

 

I'd rather he impressed more than an inning.

 

1 inning at a time, Chi

1 inning at a time.

[JB_Iowa]

Bah humbug.

 

Joe is my pick for this series.  Try not to lose me points.

[Squirrel]

Oh crud

[Platoon]

It might be time for Torii to cut back on the mentoring, and work on the hitting.

[Squirrel]

Maybe it's good that went into the stands. That little bloop could've been a triple.

[Squirrel]

It might be time for Torii to cut back on the mentoring, and work on the hitting.

Or rather cut out the mentoring others and mentor himself for a bit.

[Squirrel]

Darn. He should've run.

[ashbury]

 

Um, what do you mean? I don't get it.

It's just a running joke on Broad City. Poor Abbi wants to be a trainer at the gym she works at, but not only is she just a bathroom cleaner, they issue her a shirt that says so, so that all know. So the "joke" here, such as it was, is that you were at the gym because you work there, trainer or cleaner, not as a client.

[Squirrel]

I need to walk around Draft Town again tomorrow and take some updated photos. It's really quite amazing how that is being built.

[Squirrel]

It's just a running joke on Broad City. Poor Abbi wants to be a trainer at the gym she works at, but not only is just a bathroom cleaner, they issue her a shirt that says so. The "joke" here, such as it was, is that you were at the gym because you work there, not as a... oh, shoot.

Oh. Well, I don't want to be a trainer, nor do I work there, and I don't know that show. but I spent an hour with one and he put me through a few paces. I followed that up with two hours of cardio tennis. The first hour of that was pretty hard cardio. The second hour was more play. Still, my feet hurt.

[JB_Iowa]

Here's an article to make Halsey choke:

 

http://www.105theticket.com/2015/04/27/warne-the-minnesota-twins-secret-extension-candidate/

[Squirrel]

Argh. GET HIM OUT AND GET OUTA THERE!

[JB_Iowa]

 

. Still, my feet hurt.

 

 

Just after buying 2 new pairs of shoes!

[Squirrel]

Whew! Another too inning done.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Argh. GET HIM OUT AND GET OUTA THERE!

 

There we go ....

[Squirrel]

Just after buying 2 new pairs of shoes!

I didn't buy new tennis shoes. But I need to.

[Platoon]

Oh. Well, I don't want to be a trainer, nor do I work there, and I don't know that show. but I spent an hour with one and he put me through a few paces. I followed that up with two hours of cardio tennis. The first hour of that was pretty hard cardio. The second hour was more play. Still, my feet hurt.

. What's "cardio" tennis? My version would be me running back to the fence to pick up balls I missed. But I am assuming you are more proficient!

[Squirrel]

. What's "cardio" tennis? My version would be me running back to the fence to pick up balls I missed. But I am assuming you are more proficient!

It's basically tennis drills designed with an emphasis in cardio. The class is for those who know how to play tennis, but it's actually a cardio workout more than it is playing a set of tennis.

[Squirrel]

I want one of those hats.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Um, what?

3 hrs at the gym today and my feet hurt

 

3 hrs at the gym today

 

3 hrs

 

3 homers ???

 

I ask again...

[Squirrel]

3 hrs at the gym today and my feet hurt

3 hrs at the gym today

3 hrs

3 homers ???

I ask again...

Wait, what was the question again?

[ashbury]

 

3 hrs at the gym today and my feet hurt

3 hrs at the gym today

3 hrs

3 homers ???

I ask again...

You hit with your legs. Not your arms. Little surprise if the feet hurt.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Anybody on base, or where they all solo shots?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

If this game thread were the Gong show, I'd be gonged...

 

And it would be the long entertaining dancing gong, where everybody's having fun except for the sad sack on stage who's about to cry and doesn't know if he should continue

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

And with that...

 

[Platoon]

Guy on third, no out! Walking Miggy seems like a good idea. And Martinez! And Martinez! Wait, that's one too many!

[Platoon]

If this game thread were the Gong show, I'd be gonged...

And it would be the long entertaining dancing gong, where everybody's having fun except for the sad sack on stage who's about to cry and doesn't know if he should continue

I miss the Gong show! And The Man Show! It seems that true iconic television is a thing of the past!

[ashbury]

 

If this game thread were the Gong show, I'd be gonged...

And it would be the long entertaining dancing gong, where everybody's having fun except for the sad sack on stage who's about to cry and doesn't know if he should continue

And as for me...

 

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[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nice Throw, Robinson!

 

Out by a mile!

 

For very small miles...