May 1, 2015: take time machine back to May 1, 2011 and convince Bill Smith that no, 2010 was the mirage and losing is the new norm, clean house ASAP, never having more than a couple 30-year-olds on the roster going forward. Do it or else. May 2, 2011: place some money in St. Louis to win the WS and win some fat cash at the race track. Come back to 2015. May 2, 2015: realize Bill Smith did not heed my advice and the team is still a wasteland. May 3, 2015: take time machine to May 1, 2012 and tell Terry Ryan that no, 2010 was still the mirage, losing is the new norm, start rebuild ASAP. Do it or else. May 4, 2012: place money on San Francisco to win the WS and win some fat cash at the racetrack. Come back to the future, find that Ryan also didn't herd my advice and the team is still a wasteland. May 5, 2015: use my winnings to buy the Twins, replace The front office who as they clearly did not fear my warning and instead thought it would be good fun to sign 30-year-old pitchers to long term deals. May 1, 2016: sit in the owners box and smile as the rubes boo because the Twins have the lowest payroll (and youngest team) in the league. I just don't see any other timeline that works.