No, I just think committing a long leash to a guy who can't strike anyone out and will be making the team's worst two fielders make the most outs is a terrible idea. And yes I'm serious, I'd rather give Stewart a shot. And Romero and Thorpe. I'd rather see Gonsavles again. I have little faith in groundball artists and I have even less in pitchers signing this late in the year. Teams are devaluing two-seam fastballs and it's clear by seeing how long it's taken Keuchel, Lynn, Cobb and Arrieta to get jobs the last two years. There's no way it's a coincidence that it's sinkerballers that aren't getting extended and aren't getting calls on the free agent market. The Twins have turned up the emphasis on strikeouts; it's no surprise to me that they haven't been tied to this guy at all. He's a big name, but he's not a good fit. I'm not against signing free agents, I'm just against signing this one.