Let me respond to this first:
I am sorry, but this is far too fiscally irresponsible. How do the Minnesota Twins operate like this? Forget any other question you want to ask me since this is your proposal. I will answer your questions after you respond to this. First, please explain how it is remotely viable for this team to pay a single player 40% of its payroll for the next eight years--specifically a player who both pitches and plays full time. I get that he is unique and currently he is awesome, but no way he maintains this level of play for more than a couple of years. Historically, no one has ever done what he is doing right now.
I get that a lot of people love Ohtani here, but he's not coming here for less money to not play on a west coast team.