None of them are real great options, but I voted Bert just because he seems like the lesser of evils. Jury's out on Hawkins, but they might have something there. I ended up muting virtually every inning Torii was up there. Morris might be a straight shooter, but if I have to hear one more "old school" story, Frank Tanana reference or fabricated story (the one about the Cleveland Indians bunting on him to start a game - Brett Butler and Kenny Lofton were never teammates), I'm going to scream. Smalley? Another "back in my day" guy who wasn't all that great back in his day. Didn't Larkin fill in once or twice a ways back? If it was him, I enjoyed it. If it wasn't, then I still enjoyed it and would like to figure out who it was. I'd also like to hear what a guy like Cuddyer could do - certainly not camera shy, well-spoken, knowledgeable. Maybe they're just keeping Bert around until Mauer can bring his personality to the booth. Imagine that!