AND Welcome Back! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line. It's been a while since I fired up the ol' radio show.. After the Intern went rogue and left me for dead in a cage, I went on a nationwide search to find the best Intern possible. After searching high and low - every Target, Wal Mart, and GameStop looking for anyone playing MLB The Show 16, we finally found our guy! Ladies and gentleman, please give a round of applause for the new Intern!! Say hello to everyone, Intern! Hi Alright! That's what I like to see, short and sweet. Let's get caught up on another developing story before we take some calls... Last time we checked, our dear Prince Miguel Sano was trapped in a castle far away, taken by none other than Bowser. Our SECRET AGENT team of Mario and Yoshii were able to find the EXACT castle where he was hiding, and battled to the DEATH to win back our Prince. The fight wasn't fair guys.... Bowser was able to shoot fire from his ship! It seemed like every time Mario had the upper hand, Bowser shot more fire at him. This was the picture that Mario sent from his secret agent phone... http://s2.dmcdn.net/EAaep/526x297-qag.jpg But finally, some GOOD NEWS... Our Dear Prince has been saved!! Just in time to turn around this 7-18 ball club! Let's take some calls in the order that they were received. You're on Minnesota Twins Whine Line, hello?