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  1. USAFChief
    https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/astros-shortstop-carlos-correa-says-broken-rib-was-caused-by-in-home-massage/ riiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhttttttttt....
  2. USAFChief
    I tell ya we get no respect. We went to the doctor, he told us we had a bad heart. We told him we wanted a second opinion. He said, "OK, you're ugly too."
  3. USAFChief
    But not as fast as Cool Papa Bell, who was so fast when he turned the light out at night, he was in bed before it got dark.* *hat tip to Satchel Paige, who likely owes a hat tip to someone before him.
  4. USAFChief
    Both of these games felt like more than routine mid season games. Fun. It's what being a fan should be.
  5. USAFChief
    Uh, I think you meant when Washington offers Scherzer for Smeltzer.
  6. USAFChief
    I guess we can eliminate B-Ref as the place where he read it.
  7. USAFChief
    Obviously a move to showcase Smelzer in preparation for a Scherzer trade.
  8. USAFChief
    Isn't Austin Adams' spot still open? edit: ninja'd
  9. USAFChief
    The beer is way overpriced, too.
  10. USAFChief
    Sorry Cody...this made me laugh, from the paragraph on the 91 WS: "Five of the seven games were decided by one run or less."
  11. USAFChief
    it would have taken a fantastic tag, since the ball never got to Astudillo.
  12. USAFChief
    Still no Cruz.
  13. USAFChief
    Happy Memorial Day.
  14. USAFChief
    Concur, and in addition they've been between awful and mediocre for the better part of a decade.
  15. USAFChief
    You didn't read the article, I take it.
  16. USAFChief
    36-16. I cant even.
  17. USAFChief
    I'm pretty sure I remember reading Lindor has already made it known he won't sign an extension. I believe they're operating under that as a given.
  18. USAFChief
    wasnt Adam's DFA'd?
  19. USAFChief
    Here's an article on MLB.com speculating on pitchers who might be available this summer: https://www.mlb.com/news/starting-pitcher-trade-rumors-bauer-bumgarner Scherzer makes the list. No Grienke.
  20. USAFChief
    Someone came up with "Tater Trot Hot Dish." Like it.
  21. USAFChief
    If I make it sound like Mauer being gone is the only reason the Twins are better, either I've been horrible at explaining myself, or you have misunderstood me. Or both. I dont think anyone has said that. But pointing out that Mauer's retirement has been beneficial, and A cause for the Twins surge, isnt wrong. I dont know why anyone would attack Souhan (or me) for that. Its accurate.
  22. USAFChief
    local hack gets ripped mercilessly for questioning Mauer, Mauer retires, team improves, local hack gets ripped mercilessly for questioning Mauer
  23. USAFChief
    Swung like him.
  24. USAFChief
    winnah. /yawn
  25. USAFChief
    ish.
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