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  1. USAFChief
    Not with your salary.
  2. USAFChief
    Happens to all of us when we play the drinking game, my friend.
  3. USAFChief
    http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/809/oprah-free-car.gif You get an RBI! and YOU! and YOU!
  4. USAFChief
    http://www.chinasprout.com/store/media/CCP094L01.jpg probably see a lot of em in Hong Kong, too.
  5. USAFChief
    No. Always be polite.
  6. USAFChief
    The one run inning was his fault, though.
  7. USAFChief
    And from the dugout, even!
  8. USAFChief
    Santiago deserves better tonight. The two run inning wasn't his fault.
  9. USAFChief
    winner.
  10. USAFChief
    ya'll need to go back and read the pickup line joke again. carefully.
  11. USAFChief
    good catch. 31 points for you.
  12. USAFChief
    I tells ya, pickin' up women in bars has gotten harder and harder...I don't know what I doing wrong. The old pickup lines just don't seem to work like they used to. I tell em just the same..."Say, good lookin', do I come here often?" but I just get sad looks.
  13. USAFChief
    been playin' the drinkin game since pre-game, SSOO?
  14. USAFChief
    So what you're saying is, his analysis has had good downward plane, since he reached that balance point somewhere in season 1.
  15. USAFChief
    that's 33 points, slick. You're banned until sometime in the next century.
  16. USAFChief
    http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-72688172576710/refurbished-canon-imagerunner-advance-6055-24.jpg
  17. USAFChief
    And I haven't heard "diamond cutter" even once.
  18. USAFChief
    Torii confirms it! "The big guy is ​athletic!" Drink!! edit: ninja'd but this is prolly worth a double anyway
  19. USAFChief
    I agree Escobar probably doesn't get it. But there are major league SS's who do.
  20. USAFChief
    RBI are a worthless stat. All you need to do is get guys on.
  21. USAFChief
    Try eating the leaves next time.
  22. USAFChief
    Tough luck there...Max hit that ball hard.
  23. USAFChief
    Y'know, it's a small world. I went to the theater last weekend with Mrs Chief. There was a lady, an, uh...sort of elderly lady, sitting a couple rows in front of us, and I just couldn't get over the feeling that I knew her. Finally, it hit me...I was pretty positive I had it. She had been one year ahead of me in high school, and I had had the biggest crush on her all through school. I was sort of shocked at how much she had aged, but I decided that after the play, I would go and say hello. So after the play, Mrs Chief and I went up and I said, "Escuse me, but did you graduate from CHS?" "Why, yes," she said. I asked the year...."Yes," she said, now clearly getting the idea, but I could tell she didn't recognize me. "And you, too?" she asked. "You got it," I smiled. She looked just a bit embarrassed, and admitted she didn't recognize me. So she asked, "I'm sorry, but what classes did you teach?"
  24. USAFChief
    That's a cheap run. Bloop single from Cabrera, ground ball single from Martinez.
  25. USAFChief
    http://www.hotel-r.net/im/hotel/gr/castro-4.jpg concur.
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