USAFChief
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"in play, run(s)"!!
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No sorry. "gonna take me a minute to get hard. I just got laid."
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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Good one. Took you over an hour, but good one.
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Good for you. I've been trying to put the Pelfrey era out of my mind too.
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It's been established that Mauer is not expected to be able to hit a 2 strike curve. //ducks
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I have no idea why that's funny, but some smart people "liked" it, so I figured I should too.
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You were at a Lazy Boy Furniture store.
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exactly.
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online.
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When Mrs Chief and I order a square pizza, I eat 75% of it.
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http://flyingelvi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/3-300x214.jpg Yes.
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jon. ron.
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I don't have a "disc drive." My computer is sorta old...uses 8-tracks.
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Need some crowdsource help here...I just ordered a pizza online. Big step for me with my limited tech skills. How do I download it?
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Your definition of "getting rocked" and mine differ.
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Chicago can cancel the post game presser.
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I think every pizza can be a "personal pizza," if you just believe in yourself strongly enough.
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No, sorry. My jokes can't be topped.
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I think the cholesterol narrows the veins, slowing down the blood flow, allowing more of teh alcohol to be absorbed into the brain, making my drinking more efficient.
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What's the difference between my jokes and pizza?
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I would toss up something about pizza, but I don't do cheesy jokes.
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yes.
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That's the point...he wasn't "locked up."
