Sven and Ole went fishing the other day. When they were getting in the boat, Sven noticed Ole carrying something he hadn't ever seen before.
"Vat ya got dere, Ole?"
"Da missus got me dis de udder day," says Ole. "One of dem dere Thermos juggamabobs. S'posed ta keep hot t'ings hot, and cold t'ings cold."
"Vell ain't Dat something," says Sven. "Whatcha got in dere den?"
"Got a popsicle and two cups of hot coffee."