I see Jesus Luzardo is on the IL with elbow tightness. I was really hoping the Twins would trade for him. In hindsight, maybe it would not have been a good idea. O, Fortuna!
I still have that plum t-shirt from 2016 with the player wearing the paper bag over their head, You could change the date and print another run.
Or, it might get better when Lewis is back. Not a team of destiny, though.