My last jersey was from 2001 and after being thrown, spilled on, and literally stomped on for nearly 20 years, I noticed it finally went missing this past postseason (I only wear jerseys during postseason games). I consider it a mercy killing. No idea what happened to it, I probably murdered it in a drunken rage after the 2017 WC game. So, jerseys... which one of you wants to suffer my wrath next? Baby blue, I think I choose you.