Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/2 @ 7:10pm CT

Clearly Castro IS the worst hitter in the lineup, Dozier went upper tank and Sano went to Iowa.  Castro barely made the batter's eye.

 

Clearly Castro IS the worst hitter in the lineup, Dozier went upper tank and Sano went to Iowa.  Castro barely made the batter's eye.

and Mauer, well he got it halfway to the pitcher's mound. 

I keep thinking that my feed is lagging on my computer but that's just Gray's slowwwww delivery.

 

What's our BABIP in this game?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

 

I'm going to break my own rule and do math in a game thread.

 

ahem....

 

 

I KNOW this one  //waves hand over head frantically//

 

 

It's zero point zero zero zero!@

 

edit:  false within seconds of posting.  

 

that'll teach me.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

 

I'm going to break my own rule and do math in a game thread.

 

ahem....

 

 

I KNOW this one  //waves hand over head frantically//

 

 

It's zero point zero zero zero!@

Good use of the anti-jinx! (Courtesy Eddie Rosario.)

Rosario ruined it.

Is there a point you're trying to make?

Of course not. This is a game thread.

 

I keep thinking that my feed is lagging on my computer but that's just Gray's slowwwww delivery.

To be fair, they had to wait a while for Sano's bomb to land, too.

 

I got that part... I was trying to figure how the Panda's tied in with a snowmobile but I think I understand that now. 

 

You saw the Arctic Cat as dangerous and predatory. You were just looking out for me and I appreciate that my friend. 

 

We need some Bark Art... Let's start with a Panda Bear on a snowmobile. 

 

I caught it and immediately thought holy moly. And it kept going, and going and going...

 

I imagined the camera guy laying flat on the ground trying to follow the flight of the ball. 

What's better?:

The Minni Majestics

-or-

The Sota Slammers

Edited May 3, 2017 by GP830

 

GPBSM.jpg

 

No wonder they are an endangered species -- they don't wear helmets.  I bet he texts while driving as well.

 

GPBSM.jpg

 

Add a Snowman with Sano's head on top... Which will make it a SANOMAN. 

http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/16659.JPG

 

That's not...your Polaris, is it RB?

 

What's better?:
The Minni Majestics
-or-
The Sota Slammers

No.

Hicks had another HR

 

Hicks had another HR

He's just trolling Levi now.

No.

They do sound a little Slowpitch don't they?

 

They do sound a little Slowpitch don't they?

Just joshin' ya...

 

He's just trolling Levi now.

maybe if the guys in our broadcast booth talk about Hicks performance this year during the broadcast, they won't blatantly give us incorrect 'facts' about it like last time.

 

Nah, they probably would. :-)

Don't like the A's on the Oakland caps. Should be just A, like back when they were in Philadelphia.

Joe.  Do something this time.

 

Don't like the A's on the Oakland caps. Should be just A, like back when they were in Philadelphia.

They should still bring milk to my door in a truck too.  dagnabbit.

 

edit:  now the nurse just brings it on a cart.

 

Thought I'd take that'n before someone else chimed in.

I've only been half watching the game. I just saw on the crawl that a 24 year old A's prospect died. Did they say anything during the broadcast?

 

They should still bring milk to my door in a truck too.  dagnabbit.

They should all wear their pant legs high and wear stir-ups too.

 

Hicks had another HR

 

John Hicks was sent down to make room for Miggy. 

 

He was only hitting .423 

 

People named Hicks get no respect. 

 

Aaron should change his name to something that demands respect... Like Judge. 

 

Joe.  Do something this time.

He got it past the pitcher.  baby steps.

 

He got it past the pitcher.  baby steps.

frustrating

 

Don't like the A's on the Oakland caps. Should be just A, like back when they were in Philadelphia.

Quoting myself because I'm very important in my own mind. Actually I had another Philadelphia A's thing. In about 2000 the Twins and Athletics had one of those throwback uniform days at the dome. I think the Twins wore Senators unis from about 1925 and the A's of course wore the Philadephia unis. The big problems was that Art Howe wore a uniform, and if he were completely true to the concept he would have dressed like this:

https://www.google.com/search?q=Connie+Mack+suit&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjrqOuHzNLTAhUq7YMKHYRvB3QQ_AUICygC&biw=1440&bih=775#imgrc=8d3uOXrsMsxWxM:

 

I've only been half watching the game. I just saw on the crawl that a 24 year old A's prospect died. Did they say anything during the broadcast?

No, I haven't heard anything.