Game Thread: New Britain Rock Cats

[Riverbrian]

He doesn't need to. He reads it all here. I swore to him that I would not reveal his TD pseudonym, but it's... <ulp> <Urg> <ugh!>....

 

OK... Stay calm everyone... It appears that Ashbury has been garroted by Terry Ryan.

 

Do we contact authorities?

[ashbury]

Squiggly? Love it.

 

It's just dumb enough that I couldn't be making it up, no matter how dumb I try.

[ashbury]

OK... Stay calm everyone... It appears that Ashbury has been garroted by Terry Ryan.

 

Do we contact authorities?

 

Only a flesh wound, Fred!

[James]

OK... Stay calm everyone... It appears that Ashbury has been garroted by Terry Ryan.

 

Do we contact authorities?

Maybe... but only if we don't hear from him for a few days.

[ashbury]

Maybe... but only if we don't hear from him for a few days.

 

Thank goodness. I was afraid you'd say "only if we DO hear from him".

[Riverbrian]

It's just dumb enough that I couldn't be making it up, no matter how dumb I try.

 

Squiggly is a great nickname. You'd wear that with pride.

[Riverbrian]

Only a flesh wound, Fred!

 

If Terry Ryan was in charge... Carlo would still be alive... Just a broken windshield to replace.

[James]

This game has taken a turn for the worse.

[Riverbrian]

If Terry Ryan was in charge... Carlo would still be alive... Just a broken windshield to replace.

 

If Carlo is still alive... Connie would have gone with him. If Connie goes with him... She would have been much more pleasant in II. After the Mothers funeral... Michael would have focused his attention to Carlo and Fredo would still be alive.

[James]

Ok. That one by Rosario was a bit more impressive.

[Riverbrian]

Ok. That one by Rosario was a bit more impressive.

 

And that one... Leaping stab by Rosario.

[Squirrel]

Squiggly is a great nickname. You'd wear that with pride.

 

Who's Squiggly? I missed it and can't go back that far to figure it out.

[James]

And that one... Leaping stab by Rosario.

Fully extended. He needed every inch of vertical on that one.

[Riverbrian]

Who's Squiggly? I missed it and can't go back that far to figure it out.

 

Evan Bigley OF New Britain.

[Riverbrian]

If Carlo is still alive... Connie would have gone with him. If Connie goes with him... She would have been much more pleasant in II. After the Mothers funeral... Michael would have focused his attention to Carlo and Fredo would still be alive.

 

If Fredo is still alive. Fredo joins forces with Connie and Kay. Now III is completely different.

[James]

If Fredo is still alive. Fredo joins forces with Connie and Kay. Now III is completely different.

Let's not talk about III.

[ashbury]

If Carlo is still alive... Connie would have gone with him. If Connie goes with him... She would have been much more pleasant in II. After the Mothers funeral... Michael would have focused his attention to Carlo and Fredo would still be alive.

 

I was going for a Super Chicken reference, but you go ahead with your reference to that obscure Godfather TV show or whatever it was, if you want.

[James]

I was going for a Super Chicken reference, but you go ahead with your reference to that obscure Godfather TV show or whatever it was, if you want.

You got the like because you referred to it as "Godfather TV show". I would have also accepted "that Godfather program".

[James]

That hit by Santana was probably more of a double with an error, but I'll take a triple as well.

[ashbury]

You got the like because you referred to it as "Godfather TV show". I would have also accepted "that Godfather program".

 

What time does it come on? Before or after Jeopardy?

[ashbury]

Who's Squiggly? I missed it and can't go back that far to figure it out.

 

And people wonder how these game threads get so lengthy.

[James]

What time does it come on? Before or after Jeopardy?

Right after M*A*S*H*

[Riverbrian]

If Fredo is still alive. Fredo joins forces with Connie and Kay. Now III is completely different.

 

If Fredo joins forces with Connie and Kay. Kay would eventually walk away and join forces with Woody Allen.

 

Connie would turn geeky and marry a dim witted boxer who becomes an improbable world champ.

 

Fredo abandoned by Connie and Kay soon desires a sex change operation and links back up with Michael to rob a bank to pay for it.

[ashbury]

Carnac: Trenton Thunder

Ed: The baseball team?

Carnac: Don't step on the punch lines, oh rotundest of second bananas.

Ed: So it is indeed a baseball theme? My apologies, your Magnificence.

Carnac: Don't be so sure. But on that note, may Tommy John visit your team physician with some helpful surgical tips.

Ed: Hey-yo! Would you please open the envelope?

Carnac: Describe the most recent order of burritos delivered to Governor Christie's Mansion.

[Riverbrian]

AA ball is a little different compared to MLB.

[ashbury]

Turpen has a strange looking pitching line tonight.

 

1.0 IP

4 H

4 BB

4 Runs

 

His work being spread across two innings solves the puzzle of course.

[ashbury]

AA ball is a little different compared to MLB.

 

Reciting the Twelve Steps during the 7th inning stretch was a nice touch.

[James]

This game is quickly getting out of hand.

[ashbury]

Who gets the Blown Save?

[Riverbrian]

Reciting the Twelve Steps during the 7th inning stretch was a nice touch.

 

Thats why we won't see Sano in September.

 

Sano can't get past Step One... He won't admit he's powerless.