Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/17 6:10PM

[Gibby]

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

 

Man, the things you'll do for scantily-clad asian ladies.

[Guest USAFChief]

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

You're a good man, Gibby.

[Gibby]

Man, the things you'll do for scantily-clad asian ladies.

 

hehehe, different neighbor.

[Guest USAFChief]

hehehe, different neighbor.

So she's not a boxer? Mixed martial arts, maybe?

[Gibby]

You're a good man, Gibby.

 

Wow! I'll have to forward this to my wife.

[ashbury]

I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

 

Why, did you forget to take the boxer's mouth guard out?

[Gibby]

So she's not a boxer? Mixed martial arts, maybe?

 

I've seen it done before, but with the boxer it was hard to get all his flappy lips gathered up to get a decent seal. It was friggin awful.

[Guest USAFChief]

Gladden: always tool.

Reads better that way, I think.

[ashbury]

Wow! I'll have to forward this to my wife.

 

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[IdahoPilgrim]

I've seen it done before, but with the boxer it was hard to get all his flappy lips gathered up to get a decent seal. It was friggin awful.

 

OK, I really didn't need a verbal picture of this. Ugh!

[IdahoPilgrim]

Shoot! There goes the no-hitter.

[Guest USAFChief]

I've seen it done before, but with the boxer it was hard to get all his flappy lips gathered up to get a decent seal. It was friggin awful.

 

Huh.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ashbury]

I don't think Brian was implying that Albers was God; just that God is one who works in strange and mysterious ways. Albers is an example of that.

 

Just came back to this. I might have nominated Clete.

[ashbury]

Shoot! There goes the no-hitter.

 

I assume you're all cued up with the "Shoot! There goes the" comments?

[Gibby]

Huh.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

I did say it was awful.

[Guest USAFChief]

Fugly.

[Gibby]

Please don't score a run. We need these little victories.

[Guest USAFChief]

I did say it was awful.

All 20 minutes?

[IdahoPilgrim]

I assume you're all cued up with the "Shoot! There goes the" comments?

 

Yep. In fact, I'll get them out of the way up front:

 

Shoot! There goes the shutout.

 

Shoot! There goes the complete game.

 

Shoot! There goes the win.

 

Shoot! I've fallen and I can't get up.

[Guest USAFChief]

Please don't score a run. We need these little victories.

Way to go.

[ashbury]

Yep. In fact, I'll get them out of the way up front:

 

Shoot! There goes the shutout.

 

Shoot! There goes the complete game.

 

Shoot! There goes the win.

 

Shoot! I've fallen and I can't get up.

 

Shoot. There goes the parson.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Please don't score a run. We need these little victories.

 

I'm going to blame the image of dog slobber that I can't get out of my brain.

 

[ashbury]

In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?

[IdahoPilgrim]

In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?

 

Twins baseball.

[Guest USAFChief]

Twins baseball.

Beaten to the punch.

[Guest USAFChief]

In that half inning, there was exactly one ball swung at where the batter managed to get the bat on the ball, and that was chopped foul. There's a name for that kind of offense, what is it?

[ashbury]

Beaten to the punch.

 

Well, then, I'm sure you are already typing up the rejoinder, concerning the Twins half of the first.

 

/ edit - there, see? Called it

[IdahoPilgrim]

In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?

 

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[Winston Smith]

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