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Winston Smith FCL Twins

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Gardy is gonna be pissed... No one covering 2nd.

 

Mouth open... Mouth closed. Mix up.

 

Be nice if Dick, Bert or Roy would have a closed mouth from time to time.

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Gibby First Round Pick

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Most super heroes have costumes' date=' I am sure he has an air conditioned suit of armor or just wears spandex underwear. At the very least, he has an ice wrapped colostomy bag.[/quote']

 

Wow! you just gave me an idea.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Most super heroes have costumes' date=' I am sure he has an air conditioned suit of armor or just wears spandex underwear. At the very least, he has an ice wrapped colostomy bag.[/quote']

 

If Hammer or Snepp were here... They would have a costume designed and posted already.

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If Hammer or Snepp were here... They would have a costume designed and posted already.

 

http://blog.sleepinginairports.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/us-airways.jpeg

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Wow! you just gave me an idea.

 

Gibby... You are a Chef and you were inspired by Ice Wrapped Colostomy Bag.

 

 

What are you cooking up now?

Gibby First Round Pick

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Gibby... You are a Chef and you were inspired by Ice Wrapped Colostomy Bag.

 

 

What are you cooking up now?

 

You're sharper than the average bear.

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http://blog.sleepinginairports.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/us-airways.jpeg

 

AND!!! An actual Photo of Chief!!! Well done!

Gibby First Round Pick

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AND!!! An actual Photo of Chief!!! Well done!

 

Let's just feel fortunate that that isn't Chiefs wife.

big dog FCL Twins

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Boy, the only way to run on Mauer this year is to hope no one's covering second. That worked last inning, not this inning.

GCTF FCL Twins

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I agree, Jared Burton has pitched like a pair of large breasts of late.

Gibby First Round Pick

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my god, what the hell's wrong with that guy? wearing pajamas?

 

Male pattern baldness, jammies, and he's peeing on his feet. Please God, don't let it happen to me....um except for that mild case of MPB I'm already suffering.

big dog FCL Twins

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Trying to stay positive between trips to the bathroom, If we get swept we’d be within a sniff of the first pick.

 

I read this really quickly, was thinking about the diagram above, and read "bathroom", "sniff", and "pick", except I thought I saw another consonant in "pick". I thought man, this thread is really disintegrating.

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I agree, Jared Burton has pitched like a pair of large breasts of late.

 

ROTFLMAO!!! I have no idea what that means... But I'm laughing so hard... My family is staring at me.

Winston Smith FCL Twins

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Male pattern baldness, jammies, and he's peeing on his feet. Please God, don't let it happen to me....um except for that mild case of MPB I'm already suffering.

 

If you live long enough something to look forward to.

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