If You Build It: Everything to Know About the Twins' Field of Dreams Game

[ashbury]

On 8/11/2026 at 10:20 AM, DJL44 said:

I think they should eliminate the DH for this game. Play by 1960 rules. And no pitch clock so fans have time to watch the corn grow.

1857 rules.  No overhand pitching.  Batter calls for a high pitch or a low one.  Way, way more sporting.

[Craig Arko]

24th century rules.

 

[ashbury]

8 hours ago, Craig Arko said:

24th century rules.

 

You have not experienced Take Me Out To The Ballgame until you have heard it in the original Klingon.

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

You have not experienced Take Me Out To The Ballgame until you have heard it in the original Klingon.

Qo' vItI' yI'uch!  (Courtesy of ChatGPT)

Verse 1

Katie Casey baseball muSbe'qu'.
'I'qu' 'oy'vam, 'ej 'oy'bej.
juH ghom yI'uch neH,
Hoch HuchDaj ghajHa' Katie.

jaj wa' leS, loDnalDaj ghoS,
ja' ghaH: “tlha' 'Iv? show Dalegh?”
'ach jatlh Miss Kate: “ghobe'.
vaj chay' vIta' 'e' yI'bej!”

Chorus

**Qo' vItI' yI'uch!
ghom tI'uch je!
peanuts 'u' je Cracker Jack yIDIl,
'ej cheghbe' vIneH.
**

juH ghomvaD yI'qu' yI'jatlh, yI'jatlh, yI'jatlh!
chaq Qapbe' — qabqu' 'e'!
wa', cha', wej — strike!
bIluj!
qa'vIn ghom ngo' Daq!

[The Great Hambino]

14 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Qo' vItI' yI'uch!  (Courtesy of ChatGPT)

Verse 1

Katie Casey baseball muSbe'qu'.
'I'qu' 'oy'vam, 'ej 'oy'bej.
juH ghom yI'uch neH,
Hoch HuchDaj ghajHa' Katie.

jaj wa' leS, loDnalDaj ghoS,
ja' ghaH: “tlha' 'Iv? show Dalegh?”
'ach jatlh Miss Kate: “ghobe'.
vaj chay' vIta' 'e' yI'bej!”

Chorus

**Qo' vItI' yI'uch!
ghom tI'uch je!
peanuts 'u' je Cracker Jack yIDIl,
'ej cheghbe' vIneH.
**

juH ghomvaD yI'qu' yI'jatlh, yI'jatlh, yI'jatlh!
chaq Qapbe' — qabqu' 'e'!
wa', cha', wej — strike!
bIluj!
qa'vIn ghom ngo' Daq!

The internet has officially done more harm than good

[ashbury]

12 minutes ago, The Great Hambino said:

The internet has officially done more harm than good

I try to do my bit.

But it's worse than that - who knows how many gigawatts of AI effort were expended to produce it.

[mnfireman]