White Sox change name of field

[Squirrel]

Ell.Oh.Ell

https://www.fox32chicago.com/sports/chicago-white-sox-stadium-adopts-new-name-changing-guaranteed-rate-field?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR36ndCAWNDTjWjw7EiCWCcFAU3jYS-8FcqGXDoV2IBN5dEGZXfYq3wfQIk_aem_6UDjqs5Sej5F-kRm7EJ-7A

[Craig Arko]

No guarantees. 

[ashbury]

Someone willing to devote more than the 30 seconds I've invested may come up with a better take-off on the classic Who's On First routine.

"And then it was a long fly ball in Rate Field for Luis Robert Jr."

"So Kepler grabbed it?"

"Nah. Easy play for Castro. He was the left fielder today."

"Must have been quite a shift they were playing. I thought that was illegal."

"No, no, Castro was in straightway left, just like he's supposed to be."

"But you said the batter hit the ball in Rate Field."

"He did."

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!"