Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 6/19 - 7:10pm

[ashbury]

Moar 'Neau, plz.

[ashbury]

Report from around the league league league league: Puig Puig Puig Puig

 

His OPS+ is only 252. Overrated.

[Guest USAFChief]

Report from around the league league league league: Puig Puig Puig Puig

Gezun...

 

Gazint...

 

Guzun...

 

Bless you.

[Riverbrian]

His OPS+ is only 252. Overrated.

 

Exactly... He was the 70th ranked Prospect in Baseball... Wait til you see what #67 does when he arrives.

[ashbury]

Exactly... He was the 70th ranked Prospect in Baseball... Wait til you see what #67 does when he arrives.

 

Lady, I don't think I can take 67 more of those.

[glunn]

Nice home run by Morneau -- I got home just in time to see it. Now that Sale is out of the picture, I am hoping for a series sweep.

[CairoCrown]

Well, at least it's a quality start.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'll take that from KC every time out.

[Riverbrian]

Gezun...

 

Gazint...

 

Guzun...

 

Bless you.

 

There is this lady I work with... When she sneezes... She makes this tiny little "sneep" sound.

 

I just look at her and say... "That accomplished nothing at all. God should just take the sneeze away from you... If that's what you are going to do with it".

[Guest USAFChief]

There is this lady I work with... When she sneezes... She makes this tiny little "sneep" sound.

 

I just look at her and say... "That accomplished nothing at all. God should just take the sneeze away from you... If that's what you are going to do with it".

Maybe that's not a sneeze.

[ashbury]

Maybe that's not a sneeze.

 

If she wears pantyhose, there might be a way to know for sure.

[Guest USAFChief]

He gone.

[Riverbrian]

He gone.

 

Oh I... Oh I... Better learn how to face it.

[ashbury]

Oh I... Oh I... Better learn how to face it.

 

Watch out, boy, they'll chew you up.

[Guest USAFChief]

"Shampoo."

 

"Shampoo."

 

"Did I stutter?"

 

"HA HA HA HE HE HA HA HA."

 

"What did Marlin Perkins call the fake stuff he insisted they substitute in for the real thing when he was 'tracking the wild boar of Sumatra.'"

[Riverbrian]

Watch out, boy, they'll chew you up.

 

When I feel cold... You warm me.

[CairoCrown]

Gordon Beckham looking to open an RCC Western store. He just needs hats because he's already got plenty of boots.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Is it just me, or has this thread wandered into the Twilight Zone?

[Physics Guy]

Did anybody catch Blyleven singing the praises of the training staff a couple of innings ago? Wow!

[CairoCrown]

Did anybody catch Blyleven singing the praises of the training staff a couple of innings ago? Wow!

I think I zoned it out. What did he say?

[ashbury]

Carnac: No error by Beckham.

Ed: I just checked the box score. This sounds incorrect.

Carnac: You doubt my powers. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Marlboros.

Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. "No error by Beckham." And, the envelope?

Carnac: What do you call a soccer star marrying a Spice Girl?

[ashbury]

When I feel cold... You warm me.

 

I'm not engaging further in a Hall & Oates showdown with an obvious master.

[Riverbrian]

"Shampoo."

 

"Shampoo."

 

"Did I stutter?"

 

"HA HA HA HE HE HA HA HA."

 

"What did Marlin Perkins call the fake stuff he insisted they substitute in for the real thing when he was 'tracking the wild boar of Sumatra.'"

 

I wonder if Marlin would have survived the screen tests and focus groups of today?

 

Focus Group Member #1: He's kinda Old

 

Moderator: Well he's actually dead now so... Yeah he's kinda old... What other impressions did you have?

 

FGM #3: I didn't think he said things like "Criky" and "what a pretty girl" Enough

 

Moderator: well he's actually dead now... So... OK... What else?

 

FGM #22: Why did he just stand there and let the other guy do all work. That big dark haired guy was like inches from that leopard. I think I'd respect him more if he helped out.

 

Moderator: Well He's actuallly dead now... He can't move... We just got him propped against that tree. Marlin was very popular in the 70's... We were hoping he could still be today.

[ashbury]

Is it just me, or has this thread wandered into the Twilight Zone?

 

Carnac: The Twilight Zone.

Ed: I saw an episode of that the other night, in reruns.

Carnac: <pause> I'd ask for some of what you're smoking, if you saw a new one.

Ed: Hi-yo. "The Twilight Zone."

Carnac: What do you call Kristen Stewart's bedroom?

[Physics Guy]

I think I zoned it out. What did he say?

 

They were talking about Hicks going out on a rehab assignment. Blyleven said something to the effect that the training staff will take great care of him and get him back playing.

[Riverbrian]

Is it just me, or has this thread wandered into the Twilight Zone?

 

Place is a madhouse... Feels like being cloned.

 

or... Where am I to go... Now that I've gone too far.

[glunn]

Carnac: No error by Beckham.

Ed: I just checked the box score. This sounds incorrect.

Carnac: You doubt my powers. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Marlboros.

Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. "No error by Beckham." And, the envelope?

Carnac: What do you call a soccer star marrying a Spice Girl?

 

You should be a writer for Leno or Letterman.

[IdahoPilgrim]

That's what you get when you bring in Duensing with runners in scoring position.

 

Forget Carnac - I could have predicted that.

[ashbury]

Is there a betting pool on who gets to .200 quicker, Hicks or Dunn?

[ashbury]

You should be a writer for Leno or Letterman.

 

I was. They sent me here.