Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox, 6/19 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

That's not really a report. It's a series of questions.

 

Yeah but it's my format. I'm groundbreaking.

[CairoCrown]

Report from around the League: Who is this Jeff Locke... If The Twins would have signed him in the off season... Would TD have torn him apart?

The punter that the Vikings drafted?

[Riverbrian]

The punter that the Vikings drafted?

 

Speaking of Punters... Here's a question... If you were the undisputed top High School Punter in the country...

 

Every College Football Coach has offered you a full ride scholarship and equal money under the table.

 

Your Home Town is International Falls...

 

To Which College do you commit and why?

[CairoCrown]

University of Minnesota. Because I'll get plenty of opportunities to show off my leg.

[CairoCrown]

Chris Sale retaliating for Arcia hitting Chris Sale.

[Riverbrian]

University of Minnesota. Because I'll get plenty of opportunities to show off my leg.

 

Wow... Impressive... Correct answer and reason... Right off the bat.

[Guest USAFChief]

Speaking of Punters... Here's a question... If you were the undisputed top High School Punter in the country...

 

Every College Football Coach has offered you a full ride scholarship and equal money under the table.

 

Your Home Town is International Falls...

 

To Which College do you commit and why?

 

I think this is a trick question.

 

Hometown: International Falls.

 

Even at Alabama you have to have graduated from an accredited high school to get in.

[Riverbrian]

Chris Sale retaliating for Arcia hitting Chris Sale.

 

Thats funny... Your in East Grand Forks... Come over to my house and wipe up this water I just spit out laughing.

[CairoCrown]

Speaking of the Gopher kicking game. This guy is their new placekicker.

[Riverbrian]

I think this is a trick question.

 

Hometown: International Falls.

 

Even at Alabama you have to have graduated from an accredited high school to get in.

 

There's this Lewis Black bit... Paraphrasing... It's so cold that I haven't had an actual thought in months... Every time I start to get a thought... My mind goes.. **** its cold.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Is it my imagination, or is Correia looking like a MLB pitcher?

[greengoblinrulz]

OK Correia is thru 6 w/86 pitches......is everyone ready for the post 75 pitch breakdown???

[IdahoPilgrim]

No Menu?

 

Prime rib

Baked Potato

Assorted Greens

Soup

Apple Crisp

 

Or, at least that's what I had tonight.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm OK with KC coming out for the 7th.

 

Unlike last night.

[Guest USAFChief]

Prime rib

Baked Potato

Assorted Greens

Soup

Apple Crisp

 

Or, at least that's what I had tonight.

That's exactly what I had tonight!

 

 

 

 

Except for the prime rib, potato, greens, and apple crisp.

[Riverbrian]

Is it my imagination, or is Correia looking like a MLB pitcher?

 

He is but he falls apart after 5.2 innings and he implodes after June 21 every year.

[IdahoPilgrim]

He is but he falls apart after 5.2 innings and he implodes after June 21 every year.

 

I thought that was Pelfrey...or Diamond...or Worley...or - never mind.

[ashbury]

Yeah... But what if it's 50-50 odds that her motivation is Hydration or Drowning?

 

You will embrace either. If you know what's good for you.

[Riverbrian]

I thought that was Pelfrey...or Diamond...or Worley...or - never mind.

 

Yes Sir... it's all of them.

[ashbury]

To Which College do you commit and why?

 

University of Nebraska, to maximize my Nowledge.

[CairoCrown]

Morneausie!

[IdahoPilgrim]

Now THAT has been a long time coming!

[ashbury]

Is it my imagination, or is Correia looking like a MLB pitcher?

 

It's probably not your imagination, but it is the White Sox.

[Ultima Ratio]

Ok, power back, now trade him.

[Riverbrian]

Morneau... ​now they will come in bunches.

[Riverbrian]

Plouffe... Should have charged the mound.

[ashbury]

Prime rib

Baked Potato

Assorted Greens

Soup

Apple Crisp

 

Or, at least that's what I had tonight.

 

Bratwurst

Hot Dog

Cole Slaw (vinegar and sugar dressing

Baked Beans

Potato Chips

 

Yum.

[ashbury]

I'm OK with KC coming out for the 7th.

 

Unlike last night.

 

Agreed. KC in the 7th last night would have been poor strategy.

[Riverbrian]

Bratwurst

Hot Dog

Cole Slaw (vinegar and sugar dressing

Baked Beans

Potato Chips

 

Yum.

 

I don't know what I ate... I just ate it.

[Riverbrian]

Report from around the league league league league: Puig Puig Puig Puig