Article: Series Preview: Twins vs White Sox, 6/18-6/20

[Squirrel]

oh bother

[Gibby]

"Green Acres."

 

"Green...Acres."

 

"I just said that."

 

"Yes, your magnificence. Green Acres."

 

"What does Kermit have after Miss Piggy knees him in the groin?"

 

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister

[Brock Beauchamp]

This team really tries its hardest to be completely unwatchable at times.

[Guest USAFChief]

I hate Bird Island-Lake Lillian.

 

In my senior year of high school they beat us 73-0 in football.

 

I was the QB.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I hate Bird Island-Lake Lillian.

 

In my senior year of high school they beat us 73-0 in football.

 

I was the QB.

 

Sounds to me like you should have tried a little harder.

 

It worked for Nick Punto.

[ashbury]

Carnac: "Much Ado About Nothing"

Ed: The recent movie directed by Joss Whedon?

Carnac: Siskel and Ebert are both gone, don't try to replace them.

Ed: Much Ado About Nothing. Please, the envelope?

Carnac: Describe the Twins' half of the seventh inning.

[Guest USAFChief]

Sounds to me like you should have tried a little harder.

 

It worked for Nick Punto.

Lil Nicky ran for 246 and 3 TDs on us.

[stringer bell]

I hate Bird Island-Lake Lillian.

 

In my senior year of high school they beat us 73-0 in football.

 

I was the QB.

Single Wing or Winged T?

[Gibby]

I hate Bird Island-Lake Lillian.

 

In my senior year of high school they beat us 73-0 in football.

 

I was the QB.

 

Nebraska beat us 84 - 13 in the early 80s, but I wasn't the QB.

[Squirrel]

He gone.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hey...Didn't you use to be Jared Burton?

[ashbury]

Single Wing or Winged T?

 

Winged quarterback, by the sound of it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Single Wing or Winged T?

Yes.

[Gibby]

I'd put his slow ass on first.

[Squirrel]

aaaaaaarrrrgh

 

sigh

[stringer bell]

Yes, this is team #4 vs. team #5. It sure looks like it.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'd put his slow ass on first.

Burton concurs.

[stringer bell]

Nebraska beat us 84 - 13 in the early 80s, but I wasn't the QB.

21 pts. in the first qtr, 21 in the second, 21 in the third, and guess how many in the fourth?

[Guest USAFChief]

21 pts. in the first qtr, 21 in the second, 21 in the third, and guess how many in the fourth?

-50.

[stringer bell]

Let's add some more controversy to "Dozier or Florimon?"

[Guest USAFChief]

Let's add some more controversy to "Dozier or Florimon?"

mission accomplished.

[Guest USAFChief]

Let's go Doumitzie.

[snepp]

Inside-out swing.

 

 

Drink.

[snepp]

Duck far...errr, fiste....errr, squirted to left.

[Guest USAFChief]

Doumitzie!

[Squirrel]

Put it on the boooooooooooard, yes!

[Gibby]

Doumitzie!!!!!!

[Guest USAFChief]

"Good piece of hitting by Doumit."

 

drink?

[Guest USAFChief]

Put it on the boooooooooooard, yes!

 

Technically, that's "You can put it on the boooooooooooard, ee-yes!"

[Gibby]

I like this Doumit kid.