Game Thread Twins vs. Rangers 6:40pm cdt 5/5/2021 ad

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Was that Mariano Rivera who just mowed us down, or 36 year old Ian Kennedy? Pathetic 

Can we sign Rivera to a 2 year deal? He's only 51, and I'd hand him the ball before Colome every day and twice on Sunday.

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Can we sign Rivera to a 2 year deal? He's only 51, and I'd hand him the ball before Colome every day and twice on Sunday.

I'll make him an offer he can refuse...

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I'll make him an offer he can refuse...

Not!

 

(thanks Wayne and Garth... and those who did it previously, as it does have a long standing tradition apparently)