Parker Hageman Site Manager Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Some of you may be aware that in addition to being a member of TwinsCentric, I also run an apparel company called DiamondCentric where we provide sports-themed t-shirts. This venture has mostly focused around the Twins but has since branched into other local sports teams. If you are a follower of ours on Facebook, you know that we often do Caption Contests, giving the winner who amuses us the most a free tee. I thought we'd bring the practice over to the Twins Daily community and rewards those of you who have visited our new site. So, for a free Duenslinger t-shirt, give us your best caption for this picture:**Winner will be chosen tomorrow (2/24 at 5 PM Twin Cities time)** (administrator note: If you can't see the picture on this site, try logging in. If you don't want to register, click through to the image and you'll be able to see it. Thanks.)
muld0023 Verified Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Pavano is getting ready for his audition as "Team Magician" now that Cuddyer has left.
Thrylos Old-Timey Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 "Pitcher's Fielding Practice"
John Bonnes Site Manager Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Carl Pavano shows his fastball.
Jeremy Nygaard Twins Daily Contributor Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 "If you think this ball makes my hands looks big, you should see them next to Barry Bonds's."
ben Verified Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Decided to ditch the glove this year, you guys. Gonna just strike 'em all out. Bold move that lets 'em know you're a real man. Told the other guys about it to pump them up. They looked kind of confused, but you could tell they were impressed.
Andrew Bryz-Gornia Verified Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 "Once I master this, I can will the ball into my teammates' gloves. Yeah, that'll improve our defense."
Captain Kirkus Verified Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 "Dear Baby Jesus, let this ball strike my face and I become concussed, for then I shall not have play this season."
Jerr Verified Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Hat? Check! Jersey? Check!Pants? Check!Glove? Dangit!!!!
zchrz Provisional Member Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 the force of the downward plane
minn55441 Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Learning to Juggle, one ball at a time.
pickleschmetz Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Eyes closed and hands flopping about: it's how Pavano catches and Drew Butera hits.
jtrinaldi Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Some of you may be aware that in addition to being a member of TwinsCentric, I also run an apparel company called DiamondCentric where we provide sports-themed t-shirts. This venture has mostly focused around the Twins but has since branched into other local sports teams. If you are a follower of ours on Facebook, you know that we often do Caption Contests, giving the winner who amuses us the most a free tee. I thought we'd bring the practice over to the Twins Daily community and rewards those of you who have visited our new site. So, for a free Duenslinger t-shirt, give us your best caption for this picture:[ATTACH=CONFIG]182[/ATTACH]**Winner will be chosen tomorrow (2/24 at 5 PM Twin Cities time)**"Lets see If I can earn my 30 million dollars with the Twins in a similar way I did with the Yankees"
Nicholas Mueller Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 "Hey Glen, fire this picture threw the internet, and have fans caption it."
minn55441 Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Hey Joe, I can juggle the same number of balls you can hit out of Target Field in a season.
Crimson Verified Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Who knew I could levitate this this baseball so easily?
sam.ekstrom Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 "I'm catching Jason Marquis' bullpen right now."
TwinsMusings Verified Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Cool! Does this thing miss bats, too?
Cody Christie Twins Daily Contributor Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Working on his Mario fireball throwing skills.
TAJ-50 Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 I hear they're making a Doctor Strange movie. With this trick and my 'stache, I'm a lock.
mini_tb Verified Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Carl Pavano loves playing with his balls when nobody is looking.
JB (the Original) Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 "Hey buddy, 'stache this somewhere for me, will ya?"
jorgie5150 Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 "It's an illusion. Tricks are what whores do for money."
powrwrap Verified Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 Master trainer Carl Pavano releases a baseball into the wild. The baseball should return to him unharmed after delivering a message to Pavano's mate, Joe Mauer.
Topperanton Provisional Member Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 See Drew? This is how you do it without gloves.
Todd G Provisional Member Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 Missed the deadline but . . . 100 IP in '05, $9 million. 45 IP in '06-'08, $29 million. Stickin' it to the Yankees . . . PRICELESS.
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