Game Thread, Twins vs. Athletics, 5/7 @ 12:10 pm CT

[formerly33]

 

NOOOOOOO

 

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Perfect.

 

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[Hrbowski]

 

I meant to get started and clicked like on that one. Would you believe it, it wouldn't let me. I have a feeling that Brock's got his finger in this. I'm going to march over to the PM bar and tell him exactly what I think.

 

Better keep an eye on my profile for the next few days. If it's deleted, you can always contact Hrbowski if you need to get ahold of me.

NOOO, please don't tell Brock, what will we do?

[formerly33]

 

  Boyer is dreamy in that pic.

So dreamy I can't believe that it's him, somehow.

[Gibby]

 

  Boyer is dreamy in that pic.

 

 

  Crap that's the hippy.

[formerly33]

 

NOOO, please don't tell Brock, what while we do?

While start correcting our typos.

[Squirrel]

 

I could have been sitting in the rain, drinking beer and watching baseball...  

Been there, done that, will likely do it again at some point.

[Hrbowski]

 

While start correcting our typos.

OK.

[Otto von Ballpark]

This is starting to get fun!

 

Now on to my obligatory nitpicking...

 

Ricky Nolasco with his second straight bare-minimum win.

 

Boxscore says that Schafer came in to play CF and moved Robinson to LF, would be curious how Molitor decides these things.

[Hrbowski]

 

This is starting to get fun!

 

Now on to my obligatory nitpicking...

 

Ricky Nolasco with his second straight bare-minimum win.

 

Boxscore says that Schafer came in to play CF and moved Robinson to LF, would be curious how Molitor decides these things.

He throws darts at the roster.

[formerly33]

 

Boxscore says that Schafer came in to play CF and moved Robinson to LF, would be curious how Molitor decides these things.

An idea pops into his manly brain and he goes along with it. Whereas if he was a woman, the idea would run through his head based on another thought, and he'd be able to tell you why. As it is, that's the best answer you're going to be able to get at this point in science.

[Gibby]

 

This is starting to get fun!

 

Now on to my obligatory nitpicking...

 

Ricky Nolasco with his second straight bare-minimum win.

 

Boxscore says that Schafer came in to play CF and moved Robinson to LF, would be curious how Molitor decides these things.

 

 

  I actually see Molitor a lot. I'll pose this to him next time I see him.

[formerly33]

 

  I actually see Molitor a lot. I'll pose this to him next time I see him.

Mention me. Just so he knows about my existence on this planet. It can be as uncomplimentary as you want it to be, just be sure to mention me.

[Gibby]

 

Mention me. Just so he knows about my existence on this planet. It can be as uncomplimentary as you want it to be, just be sure to mention me.

 

  Do I refer to you as bubbles? It would probably get his attention.

[Hrbowski]

 

An idea pops into his manly brain and he goes along with it. Whereas if he was a woman, the idea would run through his head based on another thought, and he'd be able to tell you why. As it is, that's the best answer you're going to be able to get at this point in science.

That is why women are not managers, managers shouldn't tell people how they make their decisions.

[Hrbowski]

 

  Do I refer to you as bubbles? It would probably get his attention.

You do.

[formerly33]

 

  Do I refer to you as bubbles? It would probably get his attention.

Certainly. If I told you the story, it would get his attention even more.

[Hrbowski]

 

  I actually see Molitor a lot. I'll pose this to him next time I see him.

Where?

[formerly33]

 

That is why women are not managers, managers shouldn't tell people how they make their decisions.

I'd care to inform you that women are fully capable of keeping their ideas to themselves, you chauvinistic wretch. They just possess the ability to know why they had an idea in the first place.

[Gibby]

 

That is why women are not managers, managers shouldn't tell people how they make their decisions.

 

 

  "Whistling" ...and thanking God that Chitown is not here.

[formerly33]

 

Where?

The big box in the living room that flashes bright lights and people sit in front of all day long for no apparent reason.

[Gibby]

 

Where?

 

 

  One of his best friends is my neighbor.

[formerly33]

 

  "Whistling" ...and thanking God that Chitown is not here.

You got it from me...And I think I'll send it on to her, too.

[formerly33]

 

  One of his best friends is my neighbor.

Oh, mutual friends. Makes all the difference.

[Hrbowski]

 

  One of his best friends is my neighbor.

 

Joe Mauer hangs out in Mahtomedi, so I hear.

[Gibby]

 

Oh, mutual friends. Makes all the difference.

 

 I know, Mauer is always around too. He follows my Daughters career, which kind of blew me away. My Daughter was known as the female Joe Mauer at Cretin.

[formerly33]

 

Joe Mauer hangs out in Mahtomedi, so I hear.

Oh, yes, his picture is under the pillow of every Mahtomedian, and the sound of ripping and booming hearts was pitiful when he announced his engagement.

[Hrbowski]

 

 I know, Mauer is always around too. He follows my Daughters career, which kind of blew me away. My Daughter was known as the female Joe Mauer at Cretin.

So you know them because of Cretin? Do you know Terry Ryan?

[formerly33]

 

So you know them because of Cretin? Do you know Terry Ryan?

Gibby knows everybody.

[Hrbowski]

 

Oh, yes, his picture is under the pillow of every Mahtomedian, and the sound of ripping and booming hearts was pitiful when he announced his engagement.

He isn't under my pillow, but last I saw you had a picture of Torii Hunter in your bedroom, but your parents told me years ago that I am not allowed in there, so that could have been from 2007.

[Gibby]

 

So you know them because of Cretin? Do you know Terry Ryan?

 

  No, I've met him before, but I cant say I know him. In my line of work, you meet lots of famous people. The most famous person that I could actually call a friend would be Steve Tyler, or Warren Haynes.