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Game Thread: Twins@Giants 5/24 9:05PM

Riverbrian

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Oh, so that was your fault, eh?

 

I'll gladly take the blame .... except I don't think it will do any good. :)

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Bannisters are where I learned the ability to hit High Notes. It happened at the end of the slide.

 

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Oh, i learned to jump off before the end in those instances...

 

But your lesson is good to learn too.

 

And i was always envious of Mary Poppins' ability to slide up too.

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Oh, i learned to jump off before the end in those instances...

 

But your lesson is good to learn too.

 

And i was always envious of Mary Poppins' ability to slide up too.

 

Another lesson as a young child. If you run full speed into a fire hydrant. The pointy valve part of the hydrant. Can keep you Soprano.

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"The way baseball is supposed be watched" by Sample Size

 

-Two decades after the best seller "My Feet Hurt". Sample Size returns with the brilliantly penned "The way baseball is supposed to be watched" The naritive is set in motion by an overly friendly Dennis DeYoung of the band Styx who befriends a young couple and follows them around everywhere they go, leading to misunderstandings and important life lessons.

 

Ah, I'm still proud of "My Feet Hurt." It was inspired by the song Tai Kwan Leap.

 

Alas, i haven't been able to find a publisher for this new baseball novel. I think i'll have to rework somewhat if it is to be appreciated by the general public...

twinsnorth49 St Paul Saints

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That's 2 games in a row, and 2 of the last 3 hits. Maybe he's improving?

 

He's put enough of them out there, a few were bound to find the ground at some point.

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I'm a fan of Parms, but why does a guy who's 0-fer the season batting with RISP continue to hit cleanup?

 

And Arcia and Hammer will be here Monday.

Richie the Rally Goat St Paul Saints

Richie the Rally Goat

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He's put enough of them out there, a few were bound to find the ground at some point.

This season hasn't been the JM we're accustomed to. Is his back still injured? Still learning 1b?

There's still time for Joe to come back, but man!

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Kubel .........why? Someone remind me.

 

He's only player on the roster who faced National League Guys... He's left handed and his name is easier to spell than Colabello

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Not enough.

 

Ok... Ummm.... He's visits Children's Hospitals weekly. He does a Ventriloquism act where you can clearly see his lips move.

twinsnorth49 St Paul Saints

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Ok... Ummm.... He's visits Children's Hospitals weekly. He does a Ventriloquism act where you can clearly see his lips move.
I wonder if his dummy could hit better? Someone check on his options.
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I wonder if his dummy could hit better? Someone check on his options.

 

Perhaps he could swing the dummy...

 

All joking aside, he could still connect.

 

Plenty of baseball left tonight.

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