Crash was naive, I want my pitchers a mean, intimidating, fascist dictator on the mound. A strikeout prevents errors, sac flies, Texas Leagures, seeing-eye-singles, runners moving from 2nd to 3rd, bad umpiring calls, Eddie Rosario throwing to the wrong base, Steve Bartman and those times when outfielders forget there is only one out and toss the ball into the stands. Pitchers: get the freakin' out yerself and let your fielders chase butterflies and build sandcastles.