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  1. Dave The Dastardly
    I would, but I just downed mine and yours. Care for another?
  2. Dave The Dastardly
    Nice day for an outdoor double-header. Fans in the stands will freeze two off today. Double the chances of pitchers aggravating something in their throwing arms, so quadruple the number of reliever appearances, prolonging both games, double the number of broken bats and trips back to the dugout for new lumber and lastly double the shots of whisky consumed for medicinal purposes. Hot toddy anyone?
  3. Dave The Dastardly
    Is that a "woooof" as the sound of bat missing a fat pitch or a "woooof" as surprised Sano is in the middle of the lineup and not on the bench?
  4. Dave The Dastardly
    Looks like we'll only have three hitters batting below the Mendoza Line in the lineup today instead of four like we had yesterday; Sano, Cave, Garver. Sano batting a whopping .091. Gonna have to come up with the Sano Line to define his futility. 16 strikeouts in 33 ABs. My grandmother hits better than that and she's been dead for 20 years.
  5. Dave The Dastardly
    Come on, Kep. Save us from watching Dr. K look helpless
  6. Dave The Dastardly
    I would surely hope so.
  7. Dave The Dastardly
    Just a little high
  8. Dave The Dastardly
    Is that allowed?
  9. Dave The Dastardly
    Look at the bright side; we won't lose in extra innings.
  10. Dave The Dastardly
    I wish. Kind of tall but could use a few pounds, black-haired beauty, 1962; all in my ballpark. Don't read too much into that last part.
  11. Dave The Dastardly
    New pitcher: If he lasts ten innings his pension Will Vest.
  12. Dave The Dastardly
    I plead Sgt. Schultz: I know nothing! I know nothing! But I think he was kicked out for pitching poorly.
  13. Dave The Dastardly
    Night Moves. I think he wrote it about me.
  14. Dave The Dastardly
    And we have four players in the game batting below the Mendoza Line.
  15. Dave The Dastardly
    I beg to differ.
  16. Dave The Dastardly
    Disappointed to see Sano still in the line-up. Doctor K needs to take a seat. With Jeffers behind the plate this would have been a good time to put Garver on 1st. It's one of the reasons the Twins are carrying three catchers, isn't it?
  17. Dave The Dastardly
    Loved the video!!!!! And I'm not a mathematician, just a baseball fan who appreciates interesting stories!
  18. Dave The Dastardly
    Yeah, Simmons is great with a glove but I don't know if I can buy the superlative "unlike anything Twins fans have ever seen". I seem to recall Greg Gagne was a pretty good defensive shortstop for the Twins and he played on both the World Series teams. Is there a defensive stat somewhere that we could use to compare the two shortstops?
  19. Dave The Dastardly
    over/under on a Sano strikeout?
  20. Dave The Dastardly
    Clever strategy; walk Cruz, hit Buxton. Twins are now toothless.
  21. Dave The Dastardly
    I'd like to see Garver at first, Sano on the bench.
  22. Dave The Dastardly
    Sano, he of the .107 average, leading off? Rally starter?
  23. Dave The Dastardly
    well darn it... I had to dash out to the shop and dab some paint on a window frame I've been repairing and missed the home run
  24. Dave The Dastardly
    Pineda is getting whacked like a pinata
  25. Dave The Dastardly
    That's Sir Real!
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