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  1. Dave The Dastardly
    Sir Hoses? Didn't he carry water for King Arthur?
  2. Dave The Dastardly
    Musgrove 112 pitch no-hitter last night. Hmmm. Has his arm fallen off yet? Ruined for the season? Will there be a curse on the Padres?
  3. Dave The Dastardly
    Just came in for lunch. Gonna be outside today trying to get some springtime chores, repairs/ maintenance out of the way before we get three days of rain. Did the same thing yesterday. Just about killed myself. Will probably finish myself off today. If you don't hear from me again, send flowers. Better yet, just send whiskey. That way you got both bases (baseball talk) covered; something to revive me, and/or something for the wake. Oh, my old work boots are falling apart. Mention that to Shoemaker for me. Give him something to do between innings. Size 13.
  4. Dave The Dastardly
    Same for me. If they'd closed the roof I would've been bouncing of the walls.
  5. Dave The Dastardly
    Best description I've heard. I got claustrophobic, now I know why.
  6. Dave The Dastardly
    Medicare won't cover sports injuries..
  7. Dave The Dastardly
    I gotta agree with you. Let the kid go when he's hot. Never did like that pitch count crap. Tail wagging the dog.
  8. Dave The Dastardly
    Whoa! I gotta work up to that. I'm still in spring training.
  9. Dave The Dastardly
    What was on the menu? I did Angus beef two-beer burgers. Man I love this time of year!
  10. Dave The Dastardly
    I think it would be ruled a close shave.
  11. Dave The Dastardly
    Didn't Wisconsin just legalize Mary Jane? Just asking...
  12. Dave The Dastardly
    Arcia tattooed that one but Buxton snared it. Drum roll please.
  13. Dave The Dastardly
    Season Mind Bogglers: Detroit 2-0, tied for 1st. Eddie batting .400 OPS 1.500 Donaldson - 10 day IR. Be the Bad Man Jose!
  14. Dave The Dastardly
    I dated a drummer once. She two-timed me. I took it as a cymbal.
  15. Dave The Dastardly
    The Twins we saw yesterday won't have to worry about losing to the Yankees in the playoffs.
  16. Dave The Dastardly
    Who handed out the chicken bones in the dugout??
  17. Dave The Dastardly
    Is he gonna be available? Maybe we can cut a deal...
  18. Dave The Dastardly
    Garlick looks like a seasoned veteran.
  19. Dave The Dastardly
    I used to take a few hits in the bar first. Kept me handicapped.
  20. Dave The Dastardly
    Gladden said Arraez is quick to flush it. Is he Australian?
  21. Dave The Dastardly
    And nobody up in the pen?
  22. Dave The Dastardly
    Or is he the only Twin that knows how to bunt?
  23. Dave The Dastardly
    Centrifugal force helps the squeeze play.
  24. Dave The Dastardly
    Optimistic
  25. Dave The Dastardly
    Jeez, Donaldson! Most expensive calf muscle in Twins history.
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